Have any of you guy shot youself in the eye? I did it a few days back, and it stung like hell! Now my eye is swloen to about twice it's size (well maybe that's an exaggeration) but it looks like I've went a round with Tyson. So has anyone ever done it and anyone have this problem? Pornstars do it, but they don't seem to have the problem, do they? Hey, maybe it was just the velocity of the white stuff that did the damage!
Oh, shit! I shot mysel in the eye many times and it hurts like hell. The eye gets swollen and red for a week or so. It's funny when you do it but it's no fun at all afterwards! :'(
two_fister: I feel for you guys.....but I don't understand how it could happen....when I'm j/o I always have a towel or something to catch the "fall out".....what are you guys doing just shooting right on to your chest? ...aim away from the eyes ;D
Close, but no cigar. I figured it would hurt like a mother fucker so I take good care not to nail myself in the face, unless necessary.
FieldRatt9: Jeeze! What's wrong with your cum??? Swollen, red eyes!? I must have a natural immunity to my cum.
I've shot myself in the eye numerous times, but the only mishap resulting was eyelashes stuck together. No redness, no swelling. What I hate worse is blowing a load in my face and having it clog my nostrils. Eeewww!
drrionelli: Well, I came (no pun intended!) close, once. When I was younger (and still a 'shooter' as opposed to the 'dribbler' I've become) I was enjoying myself after a shower and shot across the side of my face and into my hair. Needless to say, I had to take another shower! I suppose it's because that semen is rather basic (i.e., alkaline) to where it would, indeed, cause eye irritation. (I really miss those days! I gotta learn how to regain my 'shooter' status! Any suggestions?)
shooter: I was playing pornstar with a lady who loved to screw and I thought Id give her an extra thrill and I pulled out to shoot off on her and I shot myself in the left eye. It stung like hell and interupted my orgasm. I stuck it back in, was about to cum again, pulled out and shot myself in the other eye. true story
I've cum in my hair before. When I cum in my eye, it doesn't hurt. But just to avoid these annoyances, I usully j/o standing up.
jjdov26: I have shot in my hair and on the side of my face, but never in my eye. The worst was once I shot on my mouth. Fortunately it was closed at the time. (Which was strange, because I usually breath through my mouth during an orgasm). Guess somebody was looking out for me.
junk792: A couple of times I came kind of close (a cheek, the chin, or my hair), but never in my eye. That stuff is hell to clean up, especially when it gets in hair (chest or head, or pubes)... I wonder how pornstars handle it? Wonder what would happen if it hit your contact lens?
shoes: usually i shoot into something like a towel... once my girlfriend was jerking me off and instead of taking it in the mouth (like she usually does...) she let it rip and it went all over my chest, face, and also onto the headboard.... anyway, i can usually shoot pretty far... so i guess i should take extra precautions next time!!!
jazz_jazz70: I always cum on myself when I can. I love seeing how far I can shoot up my chest and I love it when I can hit my face. Its such a huge turn on. When I get the first shot up on my neck or face, then I usually get 3-4 more to go that far too. When my wife jerks me of she usually has me lie on my back and although she would never admit it, I'm sure she aims for me face for a little payback for all of the times she's been plastered.
Lovembig: Ok.....I have a question for you guys. WHY??? do you shoot your load in your face? I didnt know it was such a common practice with guys. I thought you shoot it into a tissue or something. Are you aiming for your mouth to see what we(women) go through? Or to see what it tastes like?
[quote author=Lovembig link=board=meetgreet;num=1042158978;start=15#18 date=01/17/03 at 14:00:38] I thought you shoot it into a tissue or something. [/quote] Tissue!!? My goodness, no! It takes a least a couple of sheets of Brawny! All kidding aside, most men like to see their (or someone else's) cum fly. Consider the "money shots" in porn films, where the guy always pulls out and cums for all to see. Seeing how much, and how far it goes, is somewhat of an affirmation of the quality of the orgasm for many. Particularly as one passes middle age, being able to shoot a big wad over you shoulder, or further, is a nice confirmation that the plumbing is still all working. Besides, at the height of that special moment, who wants to be bothered and distrcted with a towel! As a gay may, I've found my partners often like being cummed on, and to some extent equate the degree to which they satisfy me by the volume and force of my orgasm. Recently, I had a trick that really turned me on. When he couldn't take me inside any longer (too thick), I ended up just jerking off while he cuddled next to me. He seemed very satisfied indeed when I splattered him from knees to neck.