Ever Shoot yourself In The Eye?

[jonb]

Even us str8 guys like to see ourselves cum. It's actually one of the best things about jacking off. So I usually end up jacking off in the shower.

 

[13788]

Lovembig: ok, I understand guys like to jerk off all the time. But Im still wondering why you like to cum in your face. Is this something both gay and str8 guys do? ......just wondering

 

[ericbear]

[quote author=Lovembig link=board=meetgreet;num=1042158978;start=15#21 date=01/18/03 at 08:20:31]But Im still wondering why you like to cum in your face. [/quote]

It usually is not a deliberate effort to hit one's own face, but rather it happens by accident. It's just that a man's cock points in that general direction, particularly when being held to be jerked off, and if one lets loose with an ejaculation of good force, it will travel past shoulder level. If you cock was pointed in its natural position of dead center, such a squirt runs the risk of hitting you in the face. Of course, it would be possible to stop and grab a towel, or think about the trajectory and aim, but why spoil one of life's more pleasant experiences by becomming obsessed over details?

So, guys don't usually deliberately airm for their own face, but rather that's just the natural direction the cum flys. For most of us, shooting that far constitutes a major and impressive amount of force, and hence is the subject of some pride and boasting, not because we got our face slimy, but because we generated that much force in our load. According to the force involved, it might just dribble around the base of you cock, it might spray your chest, it might hit you in the face, or with a really good orgasm, might hose down the wall behind the bed (a feat which makes some guys quite proud).

But these things are all relative, and some guys regularly shoot amazing distances. I once met a rather young guy, who while standing, could shoot vertically well above his own head. While youth helps, it's not the whole story. At a j/o party, I met a guy in his 60's who suddenly turned to the side and proceeded to pump an astonishing volume of cum into a trash can 5 or 6 feet away, in a stream like he was pissing, not cumming, and then 30 minutes later repeated the performance.

While guys don't deliberately try to cum their own faces, that of submissive partners is a different story. Guys gay and srtraight often seem to like seeing cum on the face of their partner. Consider the phenomenon of bukkake. There's a whole segment of gay erotica involving cummed faces, and I know boys that really get off on having their faces creamed by other guys.

 

[13788]

alextg: Well, ericbear said it best. I think this is dead-on!

Seeing how much, and how far it goes, is somewhat of an affirmation of the quality of the orgasm for many. Particularly as one passes middle age, being able to shoot a big wad over you shoulder, or further, is a nice confirmation that the plumbing is still all working.

When my GF and I use the "rhythm method" and it's time to pull out, it's pretty damned amazing - say, when we're going at it doggie-style - to see it blast over her head and continue travelling a few more feet past the bed. We're both always surprised when this happens (and it happens often), but she sure gets a kick out of it. She always says with a smile "Whew! You're definitely a virile American male!" It certainly makes ME feel that way. ;D

 

[13788]

Cunnilingo: Never got myself in the eye but alot of 3pointers in the BellyB!

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

I don't advocate spooging yourself in the eye, but if it lands on other facial areas, just rub it into your skin. It's high in protein and makes an excellent facial masque. Just make sure you wash it off before it sprouts mushrooms.

 

[13788]

rodsmith: Yeah I agree that as a str8 guy im fascinated with the mechanics of ejaculation and luv watching cum fly. I was upside down and had my back against the wall aiming at my mouth once and got it in my eye trying to watch it shoot...yeah it stung, never did it again. yeah also pulling out and shot all over my girls bush, she thought it was something too.

 

[13788]

Michael5094: Yes, I had been saving it up for several days and I was jacking off sitting down watching a porn video and I shot a huge load that landed square in my eye. I don't remember there being any problem with my eye afterwards. Also, I was having sex with another guy and he was across from my and I was very excited and I caught him in the eye. Never saw him again so don't know what happened to his eye.

 

[amethyst]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Jan 21 2003, 01:22 AM
I don't advocate spooging yourself in the eye, but if it lands on other facial areas, just rub it into your skin. It's high in protein and makes an excellent facial masque. Just make sure you wash it off before it sprouts mushrooms.

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lol! In high school we used to refer to it as 'Egyptian lotion'. I'm not sure what the Egyptian part had to do with it....

In the eye is very painful....

 

[jazzz14]

YES - and it hurts soooooooooooooooooooooo bad

 

[Pecker]

What did little Ralphie's dad say when he caught the kid jacking off?

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

 

[circumstances]

nah, i wear welder's goggles.

 

[PinkSteel]

weird. Never in my life until this last year. Shot myself twice in the left eye.
Nothing happened. No swelling, No Pain, once a bit red for an hour or so
but thought it was from the rubbing.

Guess you guys that react should just quit before you go blind !

 

[Pye]

I've hit myself in the eye-- it BURNED--but it didn't swell...I wonder if it had something to do with what you ate

 

[goodwood]

Oh yeah. Sure, although it usually goes over my head and hits the wall. If it's not going to make it all the way I'll duck over to one side.

 

[B_Hickboy]

Oh, yeah. I don't think there's a part of my face I haven't hit.

I don't degrade women with facials, though, unless they want to be degraded. :evilgrin:

 

[Tony7xxx]

Many times! or across to the otehr wall. It seems to be my strongest muscle -- for better or worse.

 

[B_HungSpermBoy]

I shoot a lot of cum (hence my screen name here), so things get wet down quite a bit. I've cum in my eyes, in my hair, on my face,my neck,chest,stomach...pretty much everywhere above my groin. I also used to play a little game with myself where I'd try to shoot it right into my own mouth, kinda like target practice. I live in a college dorm now, so privacy is non-existent, so my cum games are curtailed. When I lived at home, I'd definitely do traget practice on the wall behind my bed too. My girlfriend thinks I'm extremely immature,but I just think it's fun. :+

 

[fitandhung]

In my eye, on my shoulder, cheek and hair loads of time. Stinging sensation yeah, but not had any swelling.

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by HungSpermBoy@Aug 20 2005, 05:57 AM
I shoot a lot of cum...I'd definitely do traget practice on the wall behind my bed too. My girlfriend thinks I'm extremely immature,but I just think it's fun. :+

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I'm a huge, messy comer. It normally reaches above my head when I'm lying on my back. My partners must be immature as well, because generally it fascinates them.

That said, I've always managed to avoid getting it in my eyes. They're often closed.