Ever Shoot yourself In The Eye?

[jibikao]

Originally posted by lellelind@Jan 10 2003, 12:57 AM
Oh, shit! I shot mysel in the eye many times and it hurts like hell. The eye gets swollen and red for a week or so.

It's funny when you do it but it's no fun at all afterwards! :'(

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By the way, I have a hard time believing that your cock is 26x20. You know how thick that is?? Prove it! lol

 

[jonb]

That's in cm, jibikao.

As for me, I'm a messy cummer too. Very messy. I often shoot myself in the eye.

My ability to have such messy orgasms is cool, but then I have to clean up.

 

[Ryan]

It's hit me in the face a lot of times but never in the eye - not yet any way!

 

[warwithscars]

i shot myself last night but luckily i was wereing my glasses, i like to give myself a money shot anyway as a finisher it just seems like the perfect end to a session lol, but i wasnt paying attention this time and bam scared the fuck out of me.

 

[Bb luv]

Yes! I shot both of my eyes before during hot phone sex. Burned like hell, but it never swollen. After wiping my eyes, I used Visine right away to help the burning. LMAO, I laugh just thinking about it, cum in my eye and I yell out "Oh great! I shot my eye!" while on the phone.

 

[jibikao]

Originally posted by jonb@Aug 23 2005, 11:53 PM
That's in cm, jibikao.

As for me, I'm a messy cummer too. Very messy. I often shoot myself in the eye.

My ability to have such messy orgasms is cool, but then I have to clean up.

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You know how thick 20cm cock is?? Any pic to share? lol

You guys are so gifted!!!

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

This is LPSG. Everyone shoots really far and always hits themselves in the eye, especially the guys who have no pics. And the women.

 

[lrd1rocha]

It has happened twice to me, and it wasn't the best of all sensations. The first time it occurred my eye felt stingy, but no serious harm was done. I guess wearing glasses sometimes can be a blessing, because they protected me the second time.

 

[coolioc]

Bear in mind that the pH of semen can vary from 6 to 8 (most of the time it is slightly basic to survive the acidic environment of the vagina), and the eye has a very small buffer capacity, meaning it cannot absorb a high amount of pH stress. If the semen just happens to be the right pH of they eye, no stinging. But most of the time, there will be a mismatch and the eye can't adjust quickly enough. Hence, stinging!

But as DMW said, it can make a great lotion for healthy skin. And as others have said, splooging that far does connote virility. So if you can do it, just be careful!

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

I have. It burns like hell. And I've got plenty of photos to show that jizzing on my face is common enough, so

 

[jordanj]

I once ruined a boyfriend's poster on the wall behind his bed. Admittedly he'd been playing with me for ages and he was very hot. He was also annoyed I'd ruined his poster!

I vary, have hit myself in the face a few times, that above was a one-off but generally a few spurts up my tummy is normal for me.

 

[TragicDemise]

If I remember correctly, it is actually the protein content in the ejaculate that can cause the stinging sensation.

"Have you ever had cum in your eye, Gabriel?"
"...It BURNS!"
-Trick

 

[B_Spladle]

Have any of you guy shot youself in the eye? I did it a few days back, and it stung like hell! Now my eye is swloen to about twice it's size (well maybe that's an exaggeration) but it looks like I've went a round with Tyson. So has anyone ever done it and anyone have this problem? Pornstars do it, but they don't seem to have the problem, do they?

Yes, I have done this before, but I have never had the problem that you describe.

Hey, maybe it was just the velocity of the white stuff that did the damage!

Perhaps that was it. Eye height is usually about as far as mine goes, so I'd imagine the stuff had lost most of its momentum by the time it got to its destination. If yours shoots really far it's possible that you're just suffering from impact trauma. :tongue:

 

[tritonal]

That burning isn't hydroxide ions or protien; it's gonnorhea.

 

[ingens]

I think we have to be careful with seemingly casual questions like this. I was with my girlfriend once and didn't shoot my eye, but hers. The force was so great that I actually shot her eye out. It was horrible. A night of passionate lovemaking turned into a scene from some B movie horror flick. Her screaming, me trying to wash the cum off her eye before we went to the hospital. Trying to get the cat to calm down. I guess it's good that I at least got off before it all happened, but really, I think we should be more considerate of others in the future. Just my $.02.

 

[treechopper]

good one spladle

yea usually i get it up the chest but think that is down to not saving it up enough. Hard to do

 

[B_Spladle]

Just my $.02.

Can I borrow a dollar?

 

[ingens]

Can I borrow a dollar?

For you, anything. No, wait....yeah, anything.

 

[D_Bertrand Ballfloot]

I've shot myself in the eye lots of times, most recently last week even though I'm over 60.

I was also fucking a beautiful Brazilian young man and he shot me in the eye.

It always stings but I never had any swelling.

 

[D_Preasteman Breastemann]

I once splooged in a chick's eye after the most AMAZING blowjob.
she wasn't impressed!
lol