ever shoved anything up ur ass??

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I'm a bottom so it kinda comes with the territory...

I have tried a few thing and a few people over the years...we'll save the best person I've ever had up my ass for a different posting, but my favourite toy of the moment is my nJoy dildo...the bottom boy's best friend...it was a gift from one of my best friends for my last birthday and I have been thanking her by putting it to good use ever since.

Check out the pic below...
 

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medic007 said:
have I tried shoving things up my ass...hmm...dildo, boys on end, fingers, basically everything except farm animals and vegtables. Never understood people and their attraction to those things. Men are far superior to carrots and dildos any day - after all, a dildo can't cut the grass :rolleyes:

Good point! I've also noticed that my dildo has no desire to change the oil in my car either. So I try my best to stay on good terms with the hung handyman in my life. He does most of the shoving of things in said orifice.
 

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i'm straight, but i've still shoved a few things up my asshole. a toothbrush, a bullet vibrator, a butt plug, and a dildo vibrator. the bullet was the best, used it a couple times when masturbating, felt pretty good.

the butt plug was the worst. too big for me since i had no experience, basically made me fall to the floor and crawl when i got it all the way in. felt like it was brushing against my guts and organs and that scared me senseless.

the dildo hurt too and i didn't use it again, it was 7.5x5.5 inches. i was bleeding a bit after using it. gave it right back to my girlfriend. the butt plug must have been fatter than that but i never measured.

i've tried shoving things into my urethra but i'm a total beginner so it hurt and i stopped. i guess you have to be an expert for that kind of thing.
 

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Three years after college, I went for a massage in a private studio in LA. The therapist was clearly gay, and he also was clearly into me.

Midway through my massage, while rubbing my ass, he greased up a finger and slowly inserted it. It was uncomfortable...I did not enjoy it...and I never returned for another massage.

*But*...

I later discovered that a prostate massage can feel really good...
 

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l_a_dude said:
Three years after college, I went for a massage in a private studio in LA. The therapist was clearly gay, and he also was clearly into me.

Midway through my massage, while rubbing my ass, he greased up a finger and slowly inserted it. It was uncomfortable...I did not enjoy it...(snipped...*But*...
I later discovered that a prostate massage can feel really good...

My masseur always massage my prostate and I enjoy that immensely - that's why I keep going back to him!
 

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When I was a resident, we would get an accasional visit to the ER of men that had inserted various and sundry items, and been unable to retrieve it. the ER had a file of XRays that was wuite amazing of lodged foreign objects that were eventually retrieved. (Coke bottle, electric toothbrush, and my personal favorite, a large kielbasa)
Hence, please be careful when inserting objects. Not only can the tear you, they can end up in an amusing ER file folder.
 

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PATRICKMCC55 said:
When I was a resident, we would get an accasional visit to the ER of men that had inserted various and sundry items, and been unable to retrieve it. the ER had a file of XRays that was wuite amazing of lodged foreign objects that were eventually retrieved. (Coke bottle, electric toothbrush, and my personal favorite, a large kielbasa)
Hence, please be careful when inserting objects. Not only can the tear you, they can end up in an amusing ER file folder.

I shall never be able to look at kielbasas and oher sausages in the same light again.....
 

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yhtang said:
I shall never be able to look at kielbasas and oher sausages in the same light again.....

NEITHER will I... * chuckles* but it reminded me that I have never been able to find pictures of the SOUTHERN SAUSAGE SUCKERS CONTEST.. on the net at least. I saw it in EASY RIDER magazine when I was a teen... and I should have kept the issue. Anybody got any pics of that event>??
 

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:tongue::biggrin1::wink::rolleyes::cool: i like to puit eney thing i can. i like guart bottles up my ass . i would like to meat in manchester nh, and play all day. and if you would like to play leave a noat