Ever show up a guy bragging about his dick size?
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Heh no I dont have the audacity to do that...however at the last party I went to someone tried to call me out..I debated about possibly showing him up but decided against it
- Donk,
I never directly confronted a guy like that. But when I was a freshman in college, there was one guy who lived in my dorm who was generally an all-around asshole and arrogant about many things including his larger-than-average dick. He liked to flaunt it in the showers, making sure all the other guys noticed that it was bigger than theirs. But the first time I happened to step into the showers at the same time he was there, he learned that he was outclassed. Funny, but when I was in the showers, he would stay turned toward the wall rather than show his dick off as usual. Other guys in the dorm thanked me for being, as one put it, "The only guy in the dorm who can intimidate [asshole guy] in the shower." In all other areas of life, the guy remained a general jerk, and probably still paraded his endowment around in the shower when I was not present.
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i have never done it but, i have had a number of female friends brag about my size for me.
Oh yeah dude, and i felt great afterwards. This good friend of mine was bragging about his big dick, and i convinced him to compare while we ere looking a porn.
My cock is 2 times his: he admitted i made him feel inadequate (he used a more significative word...).
By the way he was shocked about my girth, since he is, i'd say, 3 around.
My cock is 2 times his: he admitted i made him feel inadequate (he used a more significative word...).
By the way he was shocked about my girth, since he is, i'd say, 3 around.
More recently, there was a guy who liked everyone to know that he had, in his own words, "an enormous penis." He tried to get me to tell him how big I was. I smiled and said, "I never kiss and tell."
Finally, I allowed him to workout with me after him pestering me. (I didn't have time to be his coach, and I was on a tight schedule.) After the workout (I have a nice home gym) I went upstairs to clean up and redress as usual. I didn't think anything of me being naked in front of him as I was hurrying to along.
His eyes got big, and he mumbled something. I asked "what?" and he said, "I thought I was big. Now I see the difference," pointing at me. I said, "Well, how big are you?" He just said, "Not as big as you." and left it at that.
He wanted to get together again, but I politely turned him down. I figured being polite and saying no was enough of a message to him that I didn't appreciate his arrogance.
Finally, I allowed him to workout with me after him pestering me. (I didn't have time to be his coach, and I was on a tight schedule.) After the workout (I have a nice home gym) I went upstairs to clean up and redress as usual. I didn't think anything of me being naked in front of him as I was hurrying to along.
His eyes got big, and he mumbled something. I asked "what?" and he said, "I thought I was big. Now I see the difference," pointing at me. I said, "Well, how big are you?" He just said, "Not as big as you." and left it at that.
He wanted to get together again, but I politely turned him down. I figured being polite and saying no was enough of a message to him that I didn't appreciate his arrogance.
I have done this twice in my life...the first time was something that I did to selfishly feed my own ego, and the second time it HAD to be done to shut him up.
First time: I was in high school...played football. We had a tall, about 6-5, fairly decently built tight end/defensive end who thought he was the cock of the walk and really quite the ladies man. He was arrogant about his size, which was above average in length but normal girth. I was a 6 foot, muscle bound fullback and noseguard who was rather private in the lockerroom, so the only real people who knew of my endowment was my girlfriend and all her friends. Anyways...both he and I were captains but we did not get along whatsoever. I was a team player and he was all about himself. Anyways...after practice one night we were in the lockerroom and I had a towel around my waist geting ready to shower when Mr. Bigmouth was rambling on about fucking some skeezer and how "this big dick was puttin a hurtin on this bitch". I had my back turned just kinda rolling my eyes. Anyways...I gather my things and walk towards the shower past him and he says some smart-ass remark about something that happened in practice. Anyways...I had had enough at this point so I took my towel off and turned around right in front of him...he was seated and I was standing...so my cock was right at eye level for him. I said "What did you say?" He just sat there staring at my package with a look of dismay. I spoke up again..."sorry I didnt hear you." He was like "uhhh just make sure so and so knows his blocking assignment". He toned it down a bit after that...the cool thing was is I am a grower and I still made him look dumb.
Second Time: Another big-mouthed friend of mine was runnig his pie hole about his johnson, and like the above he thought he was God's Gift in every possible way...this religion is great and this one sucks...this girl is ugly this ones hot...Im the best lover...no one compares to me...he's the best at this, that, and anything else left over. So we are sitting there watching TV and he is bragging about his manhood, which was average, but he just never got it thru his head that I DONT CARE AND YOUR NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Anyways...Ill bite. So I go into my bedroom and I come out with one of me and my girlfriends porn tapes and pop it in the player. He just sat there and watched stupified but to his credit he did say..."Man you fuckin horsedick...that's impressive!"
That was several years ago...I was young and competitive. Personally I think it's dumb thing to do. I have always known I was big but I never believed for a second I was the biggest...or best...or whatever. I will let my dick do the talking when I am with a lady...as far as Im concerned the guys can just keep talking shit.
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First time: I was in high school...played football. We had a tall, about 6-5, fairly decently built tight end/defensive end who thought he was the cock of the walk and really quite the ladies man. He was arrogant about his size, which was above average in length but normal girth. I was a 6 foot, muscle bound fullback and noseguard who was rather private in the lockerroom, so the only real people who knew of my endowment was my girlfriend and all her friends. Anyways...both he and I were captains but we did not get along whatsoever. I was a team player and he was all about himself. Anyways...after practice one night we were in the lockerroom and I had a towel around my waist geting ready to shower when Mr. Bigmouth was rambling on about fucking some skeezer and how "this big dick was puttin a hurtin on this bitch". I had my back turned just kinda rolling my eyes. Anyways...I gather my things and walk towards the shower past him and he says some smart-ass remark about something that happened in practice. Anyways...I had had enough at this point so I took my towel off and turned around right in front of him...he was seated and I was standing...so my cock was right at eye level for him. I said "What did you say?" He just sat there staring at my package with a look of dismay. I spoke up again..."sorry I didnt hear you." He was like "uhhh just make sure so and so knows his blocking assignment". He toned it down a bit after that...the cool thing was is I am a grower and I still made him look dumb.
Second Time: Another big-mouthed friend of mine was runnig his pie hole about his johnson, and like the above he thought he was God's Gift in every possible way...this religion is great and this one sucks...this girl is ugly this ones hot...Im the best lover...no one compares to me...he's the best at this, that, and anything else left over. So we are sitting there watching TV and he is bragging about his manhood, which was average, but he just never got it thru his head that I DONT CARE AND YOUR NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Anyways...Ill bite. So I go into my bedroom and I come out with one of me and my girlfriends porn tapes and pop it in the player. He just sat there and watched stupified but to his credit he did say..."Man you fuckin horsedick...that's impressive!"
That was several years ago...I was young and competitive. Personally I think it's dumb thing to do. I have always known I was big but I never believed for a second I was the biggest...or best...or whatever. I will let my dick do the talking when I am with a lady...as far as Im concerned the guys can just keep talking shit.
OmahaBeef
Once a supposedly "straight" guy wanted to play with me. Our meeting was actually about a fetish-related issue, not one-on-one sloppy wet sex. (He does actually have the wife and kids, but after our meeting, I'm sure he's actually bi, regardless of his self-description.)
He shows up at my place, and takes this attitude like:
Now little faggot, see what a real man's cock looks like.
He proceeds to pull out a very average hard cock. I guess he expected me to drop to my knees in awe and suck it or something.
Unimpressed, I unbutton my fly and pull out my mostly soft cock, which is bigger than his hard-on, despite the fact that I'm not exceptionally large (although quite thick). The dynamic of the situation immediately reversed, and 3 minutes later I was wiping his cumload off my boots. I had a brief fantasy about sending him home to his wife and kids with my cum dripping out of his raw brutalized ass, but just buttoned up my fly instead.
My conclusion is that some men just aren't very experienced about the range of cock sizes, and have no trouble deluding themselves.
He shows up at my place, and takes this attitude like:
Now little faggot, see what a real man's cock looks like.
He proceeds to pull out a very average hard cock. I guess he expected me to drop to my knees in awe and suck it or something.
Unimpressed, I unbutton my fly and pull out my mostly soft cock, which is bigger than his hard-on, despite the fact that I'm not exceptionally large (although quite thick). The dynamic of the situation immediately reversed, and 3 minutes later I was wiping his cumload off my boots. I had a brief fantasy about sending him home to his wife and kids with my cum dripping out of his raw brutalized ass, but just buttoned up my fly instead.
My conclusion is that some men just aren't very experienced about the range of cock sizes, and have no trouble deluding themselves.
I guess I'm just lucky. Gay men I've known who were gifted with huge cocks were downright modest and discreet about it...at a certain point, well hung gay men max out on being the big cock and want to be seen as a bit more! With my modest, but frisky 7x5, I was able to give them some cock to enjoy and they appreciated it. The str8 men in my life, non-sexual buddies mostly from work, NEVER bragged about their dicks...some had that certain confidence I've noted in hung str8 men, but no bragging...
ericbear, you are right about that.
I think a lot of men as well as women just don't have any clue of what a big fucker looks like. My notion of a big dick is vastly differenty from society's.
Many (not all) men who sleep only with women often have a false sense of what a big firehose is. Even if they watch porn and see men's dicks in mags, it's not the same as seeing men's hard-ons close-up. I reckon this is where experienced gay/bi or maybe a few "straight" men would make your best "big dick" judges. Straight male porn stars who often engage in multiple-male scenes would also probably judge more accordingly to my standards. That said, there are always exceptions to the rule.
There used to be this one kid who was only about 5'6" and really skinny. He would always talk about how big he was and would never shut up about it. He would go around making "jokes" about how he would streach out a girl for life with only one night. So I decided to show him one day what big was. In one of our classes he got talking in the back of the room how big he was and so on. I walked up to his desk in the back of the room and said "Is it bigger than this?" and slapped my cock right down on his desk.
He feeeked out. "Get that thing away from me." I have not herd one stupid comment from him since.
He feeeked out. "Get that thing away from me." I have not herd one stupid comment from him since.
- lib0,
This is a very very mean story but it shut the guy up. I'm not really into sports but my younger bro tried out for quarterback and didn't get the position. The guy who got it actually was a better player but he would not shut up about it and neither would his dad, they were a VERY rude competitive family. They would always mention that the alpha male got the job, the "bigger man" got the position. The dad even went up to my dad and asked if he wanted to talk about his son being so inferior - that pissed off my dad. So after thanksgiving my dad's mind went out of control and planned the ultimate revenge. My dad is very well liked in the community and other dads/team members had sympathized with us and were in on the plan.
Every black friday the girls would go shopping and the guys would have a father/son football game - this was the day of my dad's revenge. It's always a lot of fun. That November it was SO cold and there was so much shit talking during the game. The shit talkers won and had the remaining gatorade poured on them. So we were all in the showers and the shit talking dad said to my dad "maybe we'll move out of town so you guys can have a little bit of the spotlight" my dad and brother turned around and pointed at their equipment and said "there is nothing little about the ____ men, and by the looks of it you can't afford to have anything taken from either of you" Remember it was freezing and they were drenched with gatorade and had ridiculous shrinkage. The dad was probably average but the son still had some growing years left, you could just see pubic hair. All the eyes in the locker room went from my dad/bro's massive meat and then across the room to the two nubs. At that point the entire locker room started laughing at them. The dad was so pissed and embarrassed (this is the bad part). The shit talker dad grabbed a towel and kinda pushed it at his son and said "cover up your little dick" well when he pushed it the son lost his balance and slipped and actually tore his ACL and didn't play the rest of the season - my brother was the new QB.
The sad part is the son probably had a complex from what his dad sad and then the tore ligament sucks. My dad felt really bad because it's awful when physical pain happens to anyone, no matter if they are an asshole.
Every black friday the girls would go shopping and the guys would have a father/son football game - this was the day of my dad's revenge. It's always a lot of fun. That November it was SO cold and there was so much shit talking during the game. The shit talkers won and had the remaining gatorade poured on them. So we were all in the showers and the shit talking dad said to my dad "maybe we'll move out of town so you guys can have a little bit of the spotlight" my dad and brother turned around and pointed at their equipment and said "there is nothing little about the ____ men, and by the looks of it you can't afford to have anything taken from either of you" Remember it was freezing and they were drenched with gatorade and had ridiculous shrinkage. The dad was probably average but the son still had some growing years left, you could just see pubic hair. All the eyes in the locker room went from my dad/bro's massive meat and then across the room to the two nubs. At that point the entire locker room started laughing at them. The dad was so pissed and embarrassed (this is the bad part). The shit talker dad grabbed a towel and kinda pushed it at his son and said "cover up your little dick" well when he pushed it the son lost his balance and slipped and actually tore his ACL and didn't play the rest of the season - my brother was the new QB.
The sad part is the son probably had a complex from what his dad sad and then the tore ligament sucks. My dad felt really bad because it's awful when physical pain happens to anyone, no matter if they are an asshole.
the closest thing I've done to that is
helping out a friend of mine with putting
an ex boyfriend of hers in his place.
He was indeed quite obnoxious but
got even worse when they broke up.
He would say very disrespectful things
about the sex he had with my friend
and brag about how "she couldn't handle"
his "huge and powerful cock"
(interestingly, I happen to personally know
she has no difficulty "handling" big ones)
At an event we all attended, he was his
usual self and my friend was furious.
She came to me asking for a "favour";
took my arm and we walked up to her ex.
She called out to him, he turned around and she said
"Hey little prick! This is what Im handling right now!"
putting her hand firmly on a "strategic location".
As she held me like that, I have to confess, it "worked" for me.
"Take a good look at a real huge powerful one!" said she.
Then she went for my belt, paused and gave me a look;
Kind of a mix of "please let me" and "you have to".
How could I refuse?
I undid my belt, she slid her hand in and pulled it out.
saying "You cant compete with that!"
(explitives deleted) as she grabbed it.
The people around instantly errupted in cheers and laughters.
The ex did not say a word and promptly left.
Havent seen him since.
Odd thing, I dont even know what the ex is packing.
helping out a friend of mine with putting
an ex boyfriend of hers in his place.
He was indeed quite obnoxious but
got even worse when they broke up.
He would say very disrespectful things
about the sex he had with my friend
and brag about how "she couldn't handle"
his "huge and powerful cock"
(interestingly, I happen to personally know
she has no difficulty "handling" big ones)
At an event we all attended, he was his
usual self and my friend was furious.
She came to me asking for a "favour";
took my arm and we walked up to her ex.
She called out to him, he turned around and she said
"Hey little prick! This is what Im handling right now!"
putting her hand firmly on a "strategic location".
As she held me like that, I have to confess, it "worked" for me.
"Take a good look at a real huge powerful one!" said she.
Then she went for my belt, paused and gave me a look;
Kind of a mix of "please let me" and "you have to".
How could I refuse?
I undid my belt, she slid her hand in and pulled it out.
saying "You cant compete with that!"
(explitives deleted) as she grabbed it.
The people around instantly errupted in cheers and laughters.
The ex did not say a word and promptly left.
Havent seen him since.
Odd thing, I dont even know what the ex is packing.
Guilty as charged. I have to admit I have very limited knowledge about that.
