Ever show up a guy bragging about his dick size?

elklindoxxx

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So I've got my straight friends, who don't know I'm gay. And we have one who brags about having a big dick. And we all agree to go to the massage parlor, aka, the shake shack. And essentially we will all be getting naked, so its put up or shut up. We get to the place and guess what...Mr. I have a big dick backs out. Claims that he doesn't have his viagra or whatever.

I know he doesn't have a big dick. Asked my partner and she says he doesn't have a big dick. We never heard him claim that he has a big dick since....lol.