Why does this thought strike me as hilarious.
In many communities, the police (and the county attorney) do not find this sort of thing to be amusing. I hate to be a buzz-killer but you are better off keeping it in your pants and avoiding any sort of legal trouble.
In the majority of communities, you're free to be nude in your own house. It's not indecent exposure.
In many communities, the police (and the county attorney) do not find this sort of thing to be amusing. I hate to be a buzz-killer but you are better off keeping it in your pants and avoiding any sort of legal trouble.