Ever shown your penis to a door to door evangelist/solicitor?

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I've always wanted to answer the door clothed, invite the "Elder" missionaries them in, offer them a seat and a drink. While fixing the drinks, I'd shuck my clothes and work up a hardon that I'd present to them with drinks.

So far, I've only felt up my junk when some old woman jehovas witnesses came by, nothing to get turned on about.
 
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Wanted to tell the JW's, I am a devout nudist, you come in and strip down and listen to what I have to say, then I will listen to what you have to say. I did not do that, but came up with one better. They knocked, I opened the door. They started in...I said I am a Roman Catholic. I did not know those old ladies could move so fast. They never did come back.
 
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I live in a door-man co-op in Manhattan with 495 apartments so I don't have the opportunity. But I would love nothing more than to look through my keyhole and see two Morman missionaries and open the door to greet them naked, in an open robe. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Let them try to concentrate on spreading the good word then. :tongue:

Too bad I am not a morman or jehovah, because I would make a special trip to your co-op and knock on the door to spread the good word with you.
 

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Wanted to tell the JW's, I am a devout nudist, you come in and strip down and listen to what I have to say, then I will listen to what you have to say. I did not do that, but came up with one better. They knocked, I opened the door. They started in...I said I am a Roman Catholic. I did not know those old ladies could move so fast. They never did come back.

Are Jehovah Witnesses frightened of Roman Catholics? Is it like garlic to vampires?
 

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An old college tutor and vague family acquaintance was a nudist, as was her husband... They used to frequently open the door to evangelists naked and listening to Slayer.

Now, in their defence, by the time they'd got dressed, they'd have probably moved on to another house, so the case could be argued that they were just trying to be polite!
 
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Too bad I am not a morman or jehovah, because I would make a special trip to your co-op and knock on the door to spread the good word with you.

You don't have to be nuttin' but yourself for me to open the door au naturel for you, baby. :biggrin1:
 
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I live in a door-man co-op in Manhattan with 495 apartments so I don't have the opportunity. But I would love nothing more than to look through my keyhole and see two Morman missionaries and open the door to greet them naked, in an open robe. Or Jehovah's Witnesses. Let them try to concentrate on spreading the good word then. :tongue:

Uhhhh....spreading what? :wink:
 

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Remember the rage at one time of women wrapping themselves
in Seran Wrap and meeting their husbands at the door in the evening?

Well, as a joke, on her birthday, I decided to welcome her home after work...and told her to ring the door bell when she arrived...that I had a surprise for her. :biggrin:
I worked up a boner, covered myself with the wrap and stuck my appendage through a hole in the wrap...hung a note on it tied with a big Red Bow....

The bell rang and I flung open the door and said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It was the diaper delivery man! :frown1:
 

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It's not illegal. It's private domain and you are free to do what you wish regarding nudity.

By this logic, you can shoot someone in your house and not be responsible for it. If you're already clothed and they come to the door and you deliberately show them your dick, that's illegal.