Ever split a woman entirely in half?

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  1. Hand_Solo

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    I have done this a few times during sex. Has anybody else here experienced this? Is it normal? More importantly, is it cool?
     
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    I hope you had a lot of duct tape handy. :wink:
     
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    *sigh* i've only gotten has high as the belly button.
    i feel like such a failure.

    is cool enough to alter weather patterns.
     
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    Nah. Since I use large yard waste Glad garbage bags for condoms, clean up is a snap. Just bag the pieces and put 'em in a dumpster. With flowers of course--I'm not a cad.
     
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    ductape? i thought since women can have children it doesn't even hurt, and they heal right up ten minuets later, then beg for more...
     
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    I thought only magicians could split women in half and then put them back together.
     
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    Hmmm...that would explain the voices I hear coming from the dumpster.
     
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    There was this one time when the gravitational force of my massive love bat made a woman implode around it, creating a black hole, does this count?
     
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    :eek22:

    *cancels secret crush on hand solo*
    (mostly, hee hee)
     
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    I've had that happen too. I get hounded by wife-swapping particle physicists all the time. They want me to implode their women so they can study the "big bang."
     
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    Split in half from head to pelvis or at the waist?

    scary movie 3 - Tom's wife split in two - YouTube

    To answer your second question: it's definitely cool. It means you have a massive dong which means you are a real man.

    Unfortunately for me I have never done this. I knew my dick was too small! Damnit! Perhaps if I post a new thread in "Women's Issues" explaining how my dick is too small to do this I can trick some women into telling me it's not as small as I'm afraid it might be!!!
     
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    Would make large hard-on collider joke here but it's too easy.
     
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    Surely, if you create a black hole, you'd be unable to escape its gravitational pull yourself and be sucked into a wormhole?

    Rumour has it that if you enter a black hole created in this way, you emerge from Penis4All's backside, along with fundamental questions around bleeding Asians & parallel universes...

    Of course, that's only what I heard & it in no way represents my personal views. Just putting it out there.
     
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    Well, it's sorta like Archimedes with the "Give me a lever long enough" deal. I just use my wang the lever the black hole out of the way before going about my business.
     
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    Lord sometimes I wonder about y'all....... and your questions..... LOL
     
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    Clever. Must be scary doing it the first time, not being entirely sure that you'll not be reduced to a stream quantum particles... A little physics is a dangerous thing.

    That doesn't mean the rumour I heard isn't true, though, does it?
     
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    Of course not. Virtually all rumors are true.
     
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    Wow, that makes for a messy cleanup
     
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    Yes, but only because I'm a pathologist
     
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