Ever split a woman entirely in half?

[curious_angel]

Luckily I only have feeling in the first 4" of my vagina, so the pain of being split by Hand_Solo wasn't so bad.

Now will someone get me outta this dumpster! :biggrin:

 

[Hand_Solo]

Need some duct tape? It's good for girding loins and other parts.

 

[The Dragon]

Need some duct tape? It's good for girding loins and other parts.

Exactly right! I love duct tape and it's a real shame I'm allergic to the adhesive. :redface:

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Exactly right! I love duct tape and it's a real shame I'm allergic to the adhesive. :redface:

In that case, have you considered self-adhesive bandages? You get much more control of tension...


To be fair, I'm also thinking Leelu in thermal bandages in The Fifth Element.

 

[The Dragon]

In that case, have you considered self-adhesive bandages? You get much more control of tension...



I'm also thinking Leelu in thermal bandages in The Fifth Element.

I do like the way your mind works, Zyz.

It's a ballsy man who thinks about making an attempt at tying me up.:wink:

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

I do like the way your mind works, Zyz.

It's a ballsy man who thinks about making an attempt at tying me up.:wink:

Surely a Dragon would be more into chains?

 

[The Dragon]

Surely a Dragon would be more into chains?

On you, yes!
On me...depends on how much you valued your unmarked skin.

 

[umami_tsunami]

I used to be into necrophilia...












Until the rotten bitch split on me

 

[The Dragon]

I used to be into necrophilia...












Until the rotten bitch split on me

:haha:..

Thanks UT..I spat coffee over my laptop reading that!

 

[Hand_Solo]

Cool, I'm not the only one going to hell for laughing over that.

 

[B_Nia88]

i have done this a few times during sex. Has anybody else here experienced this? Is it normal? More importantly, is it cool?

why would you kill someone during sex? lol

 

[Hand_Solo]

Shit happens?

 

[The Dragon]

why would you kill someone during sex?

Moron.

 

[Hand_Solo]

Moron.

Well, the satirical humor of this thread is pretty subtle...

 

[MickeyLee]

why would you kill someone during sex?

is a display of natural male dominance.

nothing says pack leader like exploding a bitch.


*as Ms. Curio pointed out womangs, and their torn asunder vagi, are self healing*

*giggles holiday festive style*
gift of the vagi

 

[The Dragon]

Well, the satirical humor of this thread is pretty subtle...

as a sledge hammer....which returns back to the use of duct tape.:biggrin1:

 

[Hand_Solo]

*runs off to the store to buy a few rolls of hypoallergenic duct tape*

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Shit happens?

Indeed it does...

http://www.sthk.nhs.uk/library/documents/stoolchart.pdf

And there's an app for that!

 

[Hand_Solo]

They forgot bar stools.

 

[The Dragon]

And for those who like thinks broken down into their simplest terms.....


Everyone Poops