ever used a "penismeter"? =P

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    does anyone ever saw or bought this funny joke?
    i attach some pics, included mine ;-)
     

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    Not seen it, but want one.
    Question though, what circumpherence do the 'crazy' people at penismeter class as 'oh my god'.
    Ps Have you ever seen 'penismetric' condoms, which have centimeters down the side, like a ruler. Ive seen them on the net, but cant get them in shops
     
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    Interesting.

    I would like to know the dimensions of that thing. Could you scan it in size 1:1 or take a picture where the dimensions are clear?
     
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    I will take a pic it with a ruler, now I haven't it with me.. ;-)
    Anyway I remember the biggest hole was 5 centimeters diameter (about 2 inches)
     
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    I've seen them on the net too, but not on sale...
     
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    where can I buy it in italy??? btw this gauge is small imo..it gives larger than average guy some proudness but if a guy ha s a girth of 16 cm plus it doesnt fit because is made to put a smile on every boy's face :D (except for the very small ones...)
     
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    I had that kind of measurmentcard in a birthdaycard for my 18th birthday...
    I was proud to say that even then my girth was too big for the biggest hole ^^
     
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    Never heard about it,it seems to be real fun! I think It hasn't room enough for me though! Hehe!
     
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    The smaller holes are tiny. Even the average guy would be pushing the 2 widest holes easily.
     
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    Right... but what it says is right too! to make a woman scream it needs a girth of 6" and with 5.5 " the same woman would still enjoy the fuck session!
     
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    Shouldn't be too hard to knock up in photoshop... What sizes of holes do you want ?
     
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    5,5 girth is more than enough for me... and you??? :D
     
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    Little over 6
     
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