ever wake up to find your penis had escaped?

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  1. dave2006

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    for those who wear underwear or use to wear underwear to bed growing up did you ever wake up to find your erection sticking out of your underwear?

    Boxers- I have woken up on numerous occassions with my erection sticking right out of the fly opening.

    briefs- these seemed to be the worst when fighting a morning erection.I would almost always wake up with 2-3 inches of my penis sticking out of the waitband of my briefs.A few times I had woken up to almost the entire length of my erection sticking out the leg opening of my underwear.Now that was a pain in the ass to weave back in!One of the main reason I stopped wearing them it was extremely uncomfortable to have an erection in them.Now I just sleep nude
     
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    Ever wake up to find your penis had escaped?

    Yes, and as a result I've had it electronically tagged...

    To answer your question, yes, clothing in bed can be a problem, which is why I don't wear anything.
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

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    :smile: Breifs are no good! Only time i wear breifs is if i pack my foreskin .Mabye marbles or a golf ball. It seems to have added girth and it feels good!
     
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    :smile: Whats the matter with that?
     
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    thats how my best friend first saw my dick...i woke up on his couch with morning wood sticking out of the fly opening and he was just staring at it
     
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    Yes, this morning. I was sleeping nude like usual. Went to find it, and it was gone. Somehow it had become un-attached during the night. I think someone on this site has it. A whopping 9 by 7, thick, and uncut. If you have it please PM me and return it as soon as possible. I really miss it! And, I have a hot date tomorrow night, and I would like to be able to use it. Alot. Besides . . . it's really hard to pee without it.
     
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    And while I'm thinking of it, I will also need pictures to help me identify my missing penis. You can PM those to me also.:biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah mine snuck off years ago and got adopted by Tommy Lee...
     
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    At least he's gotten some use out of it. :rolleyes:
     
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    Hopefully you kept the receipt... not that you would want it anymore.. All Yellow and full of Hep C
     
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    Worn it down very badly.
     
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    hey mine escaped & tried to take the subway back to harlem
     
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    i was tired after a day at work, and decided i was too exhausted to ride my bike home, so i went to take a nap on a little couch in a study hall. it was about 8 pm when i woke up to a female security guard walking past me and staring at me. i didn't realize what she was staring at until she went out the door. it was poking out cos i was a dumbass and undid my belt to get more comfortable (at that time i was freakin' skinny and had to wear a belt all the time...). man, was that embarassing. everytime i saw her on the campus, she would avaoid eye contact and just look forward. that was awkward because we worked the same shifts normally.
     
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    It happened dozens of times, both with an erection or without. Infact, when i have been sleeping with only my underwear on, before getting up i always check that everything is covered.

    It is much more common with boxers, but it is also possible with boxerbriefs, when the opening in front is wide enough.
     
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    This happened to Kryten..his was detachable and called Archie..:tongue:
     
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    Sure, especially with boxers, where it escapes from the fly, and stands up beside it. With Jockeys, it sometimes slipped through the y-fly (same with Midways),but with 2xist (and other more complicated maze-like flies, like the beloved J.C. Penney Fieldcrest (or was it Towncrest?) brand of uncomfortable, way-too-tight in all the wrong places underpants), it usually just tents out my briefs or boxerbriefs. (I always pull on underwear over my penis laying on top of my balls (no re-packing for me!), and if free, my penis erects standing up, not out.)

    Either way, it makes for a nice show...and is one more good reason I usually don't wear underpants of any style to bed.
     
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    further proof that clothes shouldn't be worn to bed.
     
  19. Mighty Joe

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    Art, I think it was Towncrest. Fieldcrest was/is the name of a brand of towels and washcloths.
     
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    sure. It's fairly common for my morning woody to be sticking out my fly.
     
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