ever wake up to find your penis had escaped?

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Well i don't have a penis....
but this one time i was sleeping over at my parents house on the couch.. and i guess my nipple had popped out and i woke up cuz my mom was trying to stick it back in before anyone saw.

And to make it even better.. the next day she told me i had a lovely nipple and she was glad I developed normally.

I was pretty embarassed actually.
 

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Yes, I discovered that mine escapes sometimes, shortly after I've fallen asleep.

I realized this one night when I had awoken to pee and found that it was gone. Apparently, it sneaks back in shortly before sunrise. I've found it covered with lipstick and glitter.

Now the lipstick is cool, but the glitter has got me bummed.
 

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I would sleep at my g/f's dorm and she got up to go to class and I stayed in bed....when I woke up I had a raging hard on and her roommate was staring at me when I actually came to we were both quite embarrased.
 

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yeah, and twice when company was over and got a nice look at it while i was asleep! i was wearing boxers (never again w/company over!) and my rock hard cock was peeking out and i had kicked off all the covers. i was upset with my wife 'cause she had to have seen it stickin' out. maybe not, but both times it was my dad and one of my 2 sisters (a different sister each time).