Took the wife to urgent care yesterday for a minor injury. APRN that treated her had a HUGE bulge. Couldn't take my eyes off of it. Wish I could have just reached out to explore that was behind that bulge. Also wish I could have gotten a pic of his package. Makes me want to find a reason to have to visit so he can treat me. Ever have the urge to just reach out and grab a bulge at inappropriate times?