Ever Wonder?...

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Ever wonder....

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic wins lottery"?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called 'rush hour'?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle used for lethal injections?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Just thought of one more...Why does the word "lisp" contain an s? That just seems unnecessarily mean :)
 

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lol

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's 2.50 a minute...:smile:

LOL -- I'll send you a bill... AFTER you call me! :tongue:

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As a vegetarian, should I eat animal crackers? :confused::confused: