The huffing and puffing about IQs and degrees in another thread has me thinking that what's needed is a heavy dose of light verse. Luckily for us, there are a slew of limericks about our favorite topic. A few classics: There once was a lady from Sydney Who could take it as far as her kidney, But a guy from Quebec Shoved it up near her neck! Now he had a massive one--didn't he? A law student (let's call him X) Had very small organs of sex. The judge spoke with composure Re: indecent exposure, "De minimis non curat lex!" There once was a plumber from Lee Who played the homewrecker with glee. Said one wife: "Stop your plumbing! There's somebody coming!" Said the plumber, "And that would be me!" There once was a woman from Exeter So beautiful, men craned their necks at her. And one was so brave As to venture to wave The distinguishing marks of his sex at her! Now, I've saved the best for last. This has to be one of the best high-brow/low-brow jokes of all time: There once was a Duchess of Brugges Whose cunt was incredibly huge. Said the king as he came In the cavernous dame: "Mon dieu! Apres-moi, le deluge!" Pedants please forgive the absence of the diacrits.