Every day complications of having a large penis

[Constrxnman]

Hey guys, I am average endowed but I have always wondered what complications or challenges men with large penises have on a daily basis.

Challenges with clothes, sports, emotional issues, embarrassing situations etc...care to share?

Pics of any of this issues would be interesting to see.

Thanks...

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Well ermmmmm... read all the forums and u will see what problem there are

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Flopping out of my shorts has always been a problem. Especially trying to sit down at a picnic table because you have to step over the bench....

 

[B_Nick4444]

attention from size queens you're really not interested in

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Sitting on your nutsack on a hot day ...
In mixed company ...
And not being able to really explain why you rocketed out of your seat and are wincing in pain ...

 

[quercusone]

Trying to keep from taking it out to play with it is my biggest challenge......and I'm failing miserably.......sweet, sweet misery.

 

[Calboner]

Stepping on your dick and falling on your face.

 

[lorne]

People starting the same thread up rather then looking at the old ones...

 

[tallnlean9]

it's so big and pretty i want to play with it all day, or wanna find someone else to play with it, or think about it a lot, or all of the above. wastes a lot of time!

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

About one year ago I rented a tux for a formal ocassion. The inseam was a bit snug and it was obvious that I tuck on the left side each time I took my seat.

 

[crossy]

I think the most obvious problem is sheer weight. Most of the guys on LPSG have a penis and ball sack that can weigh upwards of 14 or 15 pounds. Like carrying a bowling ball between your legs.

 

[lelyal]

Trying to keep the tip of my dick from dipping into the toilet water everytime I sit on the bowl.

 

[catman]

I have to agree with Lelyal..... (esp in nasty public toilets), trying to 'cup' your dick, then not pee in your hand...

Being a steady precummer (even when flacid), not being able to wear light colored slacks...

Having to try on many diff slacks to get some decent 'crotch room' (short waisted pant designers should be shot).

Wearing shorts that are long enought to not 'fall out of'.

as mentioned, not having your nuts 'slide' when you sit, thus racking the hell out of them (a personal pet peeve is patio chairs with the narrow arms, that force your legs into nut crushing contortions when you sit)

Annoying size queens...being stared at (or propositioned) at the urinal/gym/grocery etc.

The baffling 'clothes police' mentality at the gym etc (its okay for woman to almost have her nipples showing but gods forbid a man inadvertanly reveal he has (gasp) a penis....horrors!

and folks that rehash threads that have been done over and over and over again...

 

[Slingshot]

You've pretty much listed the categories of problems that occur.
1. Clothing. Every time I buy a pair of pants, I think, "does my dick look too prominent in this?" I don't mind showing a vague bulge, but thin pants, especially light-colored pants, create a problem. I've had some embarrassing comments from sales assistants over the years.

2. The physical discomfort. A large penis necessitates frequent discreet readjustments. Unless you get the right combination of underwear and pants, just walking around all day can become mountingly frustrating: too loose, and I flop around, getting frequent semi-erections, embarrassingly; too tight, and by the end of the day, my ball sack is aching and I just feel like stripping it all off and running screaming through the streets. Then there are certain exercises at the gym that I have had to cross off the list, because they involve me scrunching my junk up.

3. Reactions/Teasing. There must be thousands of posts about this topic, so I won't go into detail, but in summary: a small proportion of my friends, both male and female, seem to find a perverse delight in teasing me about it, and telling everyone they know about it, and they do this without any sense of it being inappropriate - because surely I'm secretly flattered, aren't I? Ok, it is sort of flattering, but it's still inappropriate. In addition to the reactions of other people, there's the internal sense of being a bit odd. Again, this is mostly an ego-boost ("Gee, I have to stand a lot further back from the urinal than everyone else. I rock.") but there are moments when you find yourself thinking that no-one else will understand certain things... hence this forum.

4. Time wasting. This has been mentioned above, and I have to agree: I don't know if it's size-related, but I've checked with a couple of my friends who are also well above average, and a few of my friends who are not, and those of us who are large tend to spend a lot more time playing with it. I wonder how much more I would have achieved by now if I had limited myself to masturbating once a day, for example.

S

 

[feel thick]

some guys on this site are huge, let's face it. I'm 7 inches, a bit longer when mightily stimulated, then I become frightening.... But I don't have any problems with a 7 incher, even 5 inches girth. The girl (or sometimes, boy) has a problem with throat accommodation, but I compress and she can expand. Same with pussy. So if you talk about problems with your 8-10 inch giants, I think it's just a form of boasting. I'd love another inch...

 

[D_Smeg Suckface]

Trying to keep the tip of my dick from dipping into the toilet water everytime I sit on the bowl.

LoL, yes that is extremely irritating. I'm also self-conscious about certain pants, such as sweatpants or gym shorts which display an obvious bulge.

 

[tallnlean9]

i usually love showing a bulge -- love the looks -- but must admit that i try to hide it around family or in professional situations. that can be a problem.

i don't "dip" into the water in a toilet bowl unless i have a semi and lean forward a bit. doesn't happen often, but when it does it's really gross. on airplane toilets, because the bowl is so small, my dick often touches the metal at the edge; again, gross.

but all this is minor next to the sheer delight of having a big dick

 

[D_Smeg Suckface]

i usually love showing a bulge -- love the looks -- but must admit that i try to hide it around family or in professional situations. that can be a problem.

i don't "dip" into the water in a toilet bowl unless i have a semi and lean forward a bit. doesn't happen often, but when it does it's really gross. on airplane toilets, because the bowl is so small, my dick often touches the metal at the edge; again, gross.

but all this is minor next to the sheer delight of having a big dick

No doubt about that buddy; the bliss of being large far outweighs the flaws.

 

[German Stallion]

Two things come to mind: 1) Always having to be discreet in a public setting. Just sitting down and the bulge is "showing". I find myself finding a pillow for my lap or a book, magazine or notebook. Often it doesn't matter but sometimes it does. 2) Having to be "Scrunched up" all day. It is so good to get home, get out of clothes and be "free."

 

[Steve26]

For me the primary "complications" have fallen into three categories:

1) Not fitting into sexual partners (by far the most serious). Thankfully this is no longer an issue for me, but I once had a girlfriend who experienced fairly severe pain if I inserted more than about 6" of myself. Needless to say, our sex life really sucked. It's hard to fully enjoy sex when you feel like you're assaulting your partner.

2) Finding underwear and pants that adequately fit and support. In my case, I think the size of my balls (also large) has shaped my underwear needs a lot more than the size of my penis. Ideally I prefer underwear with a large pouch in front, although there are only so many options of this type.

The pants issues have been greatly complicated in recent years by the fact that pleated pants are now severely unfashionable. It's very difficult for me to find adequate flat-front dress pants given that I am large both in front and in the rear. I almost always end up buying something larger than I need and taking it in for tailoring.

3) Unwanted attention at the gym. The size-queen cruisers who trail me in the locker room and gym showers don't bother me as much as they used to, but it's still highly tacky and unnecessary, what with all the porn sites out there.

Hope this helps enlighten you!

Steve