Every Man Is Gay

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by FreshOnTheScene, Dec 22, 2006.

  1. FreshOnTheScene

    FreshOnTheScene New Member

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    I thought this nugget of wisdom from Ron White could: a. inform b. make you think c. make you chuckle in embarassment as you think about what Ron said

    I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co.......I did not know that about myself..."

    Anyone have thoughts, reactions, opinions... I hope to get a quality thread out of this! :biggrin1:
     
  2. Lordpendragon

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    I could no longer live the lie of my heterosexuality after seeing Fortiesfun's cock.

    Straight guys - you have been warned.
     
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    I am like that. Hence the 1%
     
  4. RoyalT

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    Bullshit.

    Every man is straight though, its just to what extent :rolleyes:

    It does appear a lot of gay guys would WISH straight guys were gay. I know that at least for me that is not the case.

    I don't care what cocks are in porn, and I don't watch it that much. If I do, its for the girls. Usually I just look at pics.

    Nothing is certain and nothing pertaining to the human mindset can be truly defined.

    Suffice to say I am definitely not gay. There is no gay in me. And there never will be :wink:
     
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    1%? I gave myself 20% for the same reason. :redface:
    Your thread addresses the issue of the fluidity of our sexuality, which is probably the most important lesson I have learned here.
     
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    That and I have the desire to suck a huge, fat cock once in a while:wink:
     
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    BigA, it's time to jack up that number.:rolleyes:
     
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    I like how you how you say "Nothing is certain and nothing pertaining to the human mindset can be truly defined " but then go on to say you aren't gay.

    The funny thing also is that Ron said the exact opposite "We're all gay, it's just to what extent."
     
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    it's only about 1% of the time tho:biggrin1:
     
  10. Lordpendragon

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    More fricking laundry bills courtesy of LPSG.
     
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    The real question that all men must ask of themselves at some point or another is

    • not, "Are you gay?" but rather
    • "Are you a homosexual?"
    So many men avoid the first question because they don't identify with being "gay" as a cultural i.e. waiving the rainbow flag, Fire-island loving, Barabara Streisand listening, thin waist/big muscle, tight-clothes wearing, dancing to techno "thud, thud" music, etc. The first question obscures the second question where, if men are truly honest with themselves, they will admit to some %-age of homosexuality.
     
  12. Mr. Snakey

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    Interesting topic. I think the human body is beautifull. Man or woman. Human sexuality is interesting just by itself. There is nothing more beautifull than a man and a woman fucking. Even better if the man is hung like a horse.......:wink: :tongue:
     
  13. Lordpendragon

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    I agree with this.

    Then I can look at your av and say, yes, I can see that that is a hot bulge. But I can honestly say that I have never seen any "gay" porn that has given me the remotest twitch - so it's just not me.

    Being more frivolous though - who is the "gayest" on the site?
     
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    I wouldn't dare venture a guess at this one, LP, but I can think of several that fully embrace their gayness and I love them for that.
     
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    Do the rolled eyes and wink impact the meaning of RoyalT's response? I take them as cues for us to take what he says with a grain of salt here.

    Certainly, I have to return to something I said on another thread: the labels can be an encumbrance. In the end each of us really ought to be able to take our pleasure where we will and find love where we can.
     
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    Duh, Madame Zora, obviously. Next question. :rolleyes:
     
  17. DC_DEEP

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    I'm not gay, but the men I have sex with are.
     
  18. Lordpendragon

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    LMAO - now I see her outdoing Liza in Cabaret :eek:

    PS - I agree Colonel.

    But do they remain gay DC?
     
  19. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    That's Zora with a Z, fucktards.
     
  20. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    The title of this thread is cruel. It caused novice to have to dial 911 with hyperventilation. :wink:

    I don't label myself much. I am a man, I have a penis, I wank, I peek at photos on here and compare sizes. I talk dirty to two guys on here. I talk dirty to women too. I am me and that is how I classify myself.
     
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