Every Thick Cock is a Beer Can????

[Nekoman]

Why is every thick cock called "beer can thick"

Nooooobody has a cock as thick as a real beer can.

If I really cared about this ridiculous point, I'd actually measure a beer can --
but I think it's rumored to be about 8" around.

Who has an 8" girth cock except for maybe Shane D.?

Just stop calling every think joint beer can thick, ok.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You've been here three years, and you just now decided to post this?
Well, better late than never. But you made a good point there, Neko, you don't find many actual authentic coors can cocks, even in porn.

 

[Nekoman]

You've been here three years, and you just now decided to post this?
Well, better late than never. But you made a good point there, Neko, you don't find many actual authentic coors can cocks, even in porn.

What does being her for 3 years have to do with this.....

You mean it's such an obvious, absurd outrage that anyone would notice ASAP upon joining this site? Yeah, it's not the first time this has occurred to me, but I guess it didn't actually strike me as humorous till now.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

What does being her for 3 years have to do with this.....

You mean it's such an obvious, absurd outrage that anyone would notice ASAP upon joining this site? Yeah, it's not the first time this has occurred to me, but I guess it didn't actually strike me as humorous till now.

WHOA!!! come up for air, little buddy! I was joking and agreeing with you there, Neko!:You_Rock_Emoticon:

 

[Nekoman]

WHOA!!! come up for air, little buddy! I was joking and agreeing with you there, Neko!:You_Rock_Emoticon:

Ha, ha!

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

Mmmm, beer can thick. What were we talking about?

 

[Nekoman]

Mmmm, beer can thick. What were we talking about?

Common, that's gotta hurt, no?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I dunno, if some women enjoy sticking veggies and fruits(Food, Neko!) the virtual thickness of a billyclub up their cooches, then sticking something as thick as a beer can will go 50/50 on pain or pleasure.

 

[Nekoman]

Can't argue with that ^^

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I'm guessing it might have to do with the way some women's vagina's react to being filled up like that. some girls I knew gasped at 1st, then squealed in pleasure, then again some girls shrieked like someone touched their vagina's with a red hot poker. Also, the former girls were not that tall and asian, which surprised me about accommodation.
(BTW, the red hot poker girls I immediately stopped in case anyone thinks I kept going!)

 

[HazelGod]

Alcohol is bad...my cock is Coke can thick.

 

[Calboner]

Beer bottle, yes; beer can, no.

 

[Nekoman]

Ok, so I guess I was wrong, some are coke cans, and some are beer bottles.

 

[curious_angel]

Beer bottle, yes;

:yup:

beer can, no.

:no:

...my cock is Coke can thick.

:question::dunno:

 

[Calboner]

:yup:

:no:

:question::dunno:

:wave:

 

[curious_angel]

:wave:

:wave:

yum:

 

[RalDudeHangin]

I thought a "beer can" cock was more about proportion than actual thickness. For sure it's a nice handful around but isn't it more that it's much thicker than avg but only in 6" - 7" in length?

 

[Calboner]

yum:

Mmm . . . beer!

 

[NumberTwentySix]

How about a new standard: oil can thick

 

[JulieInNaplesFL]

Nekoman, You need to get out more. After 15 years living in nudists resorts I've seen maybe 6 or 7 Beer Can's Cocks. As big around as a beer can but also longer.

Granted you don't see many but there out there. One or maybe two were noticeable bigger around than a Beer Can. I love big ones but not bigger than a beer can. Beer can size is fine.