Every Thick Cock is a Beer Can????

[Nekoman]

Nekoman, You need to get out more. After 15 years living in nudists resorts I've seen maybe 6 or 7 Beer Can's Cocks. As big around as a beer can but also longer.

Granted you don't see many but there out there. One or maybe two were noticeable bigger around than a Beer Can. I love big ones but not bigger than a beer can. Beer can size is fine.

Yes, Julie, you're right, I do need to get out more. I guess I'm going to the wrong nudist resorts.

 

[iBottom4blk]

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

 

[Nekoman]

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

This is satire, or parody or something supposed to be funny, right?

 

[curious_angel]

Mmm . . . beer!

:beerchug: :smile:

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

:beerchug:

 

[Calboner]

This is satire, or parody or something supposed to be funny, right?

I think it's a perfectly serious product of an inability to estimate dimensions.

Curious Angel, it took me a while to see what you were raising a glass to in that post, but eventually I noticed the word in large print. I guess my comprehension was a bit lagered, I mean laggard.

 

[Stretch]

Nekoman, You need to get out more. After 15 years living in nudists resorts I've seen maybe 6 or 7 Beer Can's Cocks. As big around as a beer can but also longer.

Granted you don't see many but there out there. One or maybe two were noticeable bigger around than a Beer Can. I love big ones but not bigger than a beer can. Beer can size is fine.

Congratulations...based on this, and the rest of your post history, you've just graduated from being mildly amusing to being absurd, ignorance personified and finally inconsequential. Well done

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Guess I'm confused. I've seen maybe 2 or 3 people, in my four years here, claim to be beer can thick... and one of them I know for a fact WAS 8 inches in girth. So meh. Sorry you've been having such an issue with it! Guess I'm just lucky. :tongue:

 

[petite]

Guess I'm confused. I've seen maybe 2 or 3 people, in my four years here, claim to be beer can thick... and one of them I know for a fact WAS 8 inches in girth. So meh. Sorry you've been having such an issue with it! Guess I'm just lucky. :tongue:

I have seen one. When I first joined, several men assumed that I was looking for men with coke can thick cocks because of one of my gallery photos. Several messaged me and made claims and one of them even left a nasty message on my page (because I said that I am taken and he assumed I was here to cheat and that offended him), but only one man provided convincing evidence.

One man sent me a video showing the comparison. He was about the same size as a beer can. He did not post the video on his profile as far as I know, but there is at least one man, and that man obviously doesn't want a lot of attention here.

Nekoman, I still have the video, but I will not share his username or the video or his real name, which he revealed when he emailed me. If you would like me to email him on your behalf and give him YOUR email address and let him decide if he wants to email you, then I'll do so, but I won't violate someone else's privacy.

 

[curious_angel]

I think it's a perfectly serious product of an inability to estimate dimensions.

Curious Angel, it took me a while to see what you were raising a glass to in that post, but eventually I noticed the word in large print. I guess my comprehension was a bit lagered, I mean laggard.

:biggrin1: Laggard.

Are you free to join me on a visit to see the GIANT people of Holland? I will need help in tracking down and verifying this 10" diameter , 18" long penis.

 

[Calboner]

:biggrin1: Laggard.

Are you free to join me on a visit to see the GIANT people of Holland? I will need help in tracking down and verifying this 10" diameter , 18" long penis.

Fee, fie, foe, fum. I'm too far away to join you on your quest, but despite the allure of your company, I would be afraid of getting stomped on anyway.

 

[Nekoman]

My issue (with tongue firmly in cheek) was not that beer can sized cocks existed at all, but that everyone with a thicker than average cock calls his cock beer can sized. It's the exagerated reference that I was poking fun at, not the existence of that rarest of male organs, the 8" girthy cock.

 

[Calboner]

I suspect in any case that when the term "beer-can thick" is used seriously, what is being claimed is just that the cock is as wide as the diameter of a beer can, not that it has the same circumference. For instance, I could claim that my cock is "as thick as a can of Gillette shaving cream" on the strength of its being as wide as such a can (photo), even though the can has a much greater circumference--6.7 inches as against my cock's 6.3. I measured a pint can of Boddington's with a tape and found it to be 8.25 inches in circumference, which implies a diameter of 2.6 inches. I can believe that some people posting on this thread have seen cocks that wide; that is not to say that they were 8.25 inches around.

 

[B_crackoff]

I've got a coke can cock. I just drank one, & after pulling the tape in tightly, I've discovered our circumferences match.

I've got a nice 12 inch cigar on the go as well. In about 15 minutes I'll compare my length with that too!

I call it vanity measuring

 

[Capt_obivous]

people like to exaggerate

And i'm free to go to holland!

 

[D_Tanya_Hardon]

I've found someone as thick as the PAM (nonstick cooking spray) can in my kitchen. I measured. That's 7" around. I'd buy it. But that's a giiiirrrthy cock right there!

 

[Redheadchi]

Haha Yeah it is Christina. I'm about 2-2.5" wide but no where near 7" around. I'm about 5.75-6" around and have been told that I'm "beer can" thick so I'm not sure what people mean by it. I assume they mean that they mean the length and the girth are similar in size making it resemble a beer can.

 

[rotterdam5]

Although they are very rare, I have seen more than one cock which is 8+" around. I have a friend who is 9" around and 8" long....odd combination!

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

two truckers going down the road (for the purposes of this forum they can be male, female, one of each or transgender(does that cover everybody??)

anyway, the one trucker cb's over to the other "how do you like your peterbilt???"

the other trucker comes back...............

wait for it


"as big a round as a coke bottle and twice as hard!!!"

:18:

 

[D_yabbadabbadont]

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

Go away idiot!!

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

i've been in that dildo shop on bourbon street as well!! very impressive indeed!!!:adam4: