Every Thick Cock is a Beer Can????

[novice_btm]

Go away idiot!!

:lmao:
What? You're skeptical of the 18 inch cocks? :tongue:

 

[Big_Red]

Yeah, I hear ya. More than 2/3 of my cock is the width of a can of Nivea shaving cream (pic), but only the last quarter is as thick in circumference (6 3/4").

I suspect in any case that when the term "beer-can thick" is used seriously, what is being claimed is just that the cock is as wide as the diameter of a beer can, not that it has the same circumference. For instance, I could claim that my cock is "as thick as a can of Gillette shaving cream" on the strength of its being as wide as such a can (photo), even though the can has a much greater circumference--6.7 inches as against my cock's 6.3. I measured a pint can of Boddington's with a tape and found it to be 8.25 inches in circumference, which implies a diameter of 2.6 inches. I can believe that some people posting on this thread have seen cocks that wide; that is not to say that they were 8.25 inches around.

 

[MisterThickDick]

I always thought a beer can dick would be one that is thicker proportionally to how long it is, or a t least that's what urban dictionary told me.

Why not a coke can? Hmmm well, I guess beer is the better beverage in the long run.
But anyway, ones around that thick do exist. I know there are a few on here that are, like the previous posters mentioned.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

WOW.....guess the Black Brutha's here in Louisiana are really gifted.....i'm a whte bottom (male) that prefers Black Top Men....and most of the men I play with are Beer Can Thick...and most are between 7-13 inches Long. But the Largest i've ever seen was on a Dutch Man in New Orleans (during "Southern Decadence" he was visiting from Holland) his the head of his dick was lager than my fist (i have fairly large hands = approximatively 10" diameter) and was about 16-18 inches long......i know it was real.....i was petting it like all the other shocked guys that were there.... BEER CAN COCKS....DO EXIST!

And.... You're sure you were...sober when you witnessed this phenom of a phallus?

 

[D_Peter_Shakur]

I feel compelled to respond because of my SN. I have a thick cock, but it's not a beer can's thickness. The only reason I use this name is because I was once told by a lover that my dick was like a beer can (should I have told her she was wrong and taken out a beer can to compare?). I don't see the big deal, as I have pictures, so you can verify for yourself my actual size. Have you ever heard of a metaphor? If I expected every screen name on here to be a literalization of the truth, I'd be almost consistently disappointed. To me, this post seems kind of silly. The essence is there, and the essence for me is that I'm proud of my thickness.

 

[MrD]

I suspect in any case that when the term "beer-can thick" is used seriously, what is being claimed is just that the cock is as wide as the diameter of a beer can, not that it has the same circumference. For instance, I could claim that my cock is "as thick as a can of Gillette shaving cream" on the strength of its being as wide as such a can (photo), even though the can has a much greater circumference--6.7 inches as against my cock's 6.3. I measured a pint can of Boddington's with a tape and found it to be 8.25 inches in circumference, which implies a diameter of 2.6 inches. I can believe that some people posting on this thread have seen cocks that wide; that is not to say that they were 8.25 inches around.

Exactly. Can circumference is a perfect circle, while penis (any penis) is far from it. Same here with Nivea shaving cream - I'm wide as the can with 6.3" penis girth myself, but the can is sure thicker still.

 

[PurpleThrillHammer]

Why is every thick cock called "beer can thick"

Nooooobody has a cock as thick as a real beer can.

If I really cared about this ridiculous point, I'd actually measure a beer can --
but I think it's rumored to be about 8" around.

Who has an 8" girth cock except for maybe Shane D.?

Just stop calling every think joint beer can thick, ok.

You could be right???

I'm almost Root beer can thick.....
Its oval shaped, so looks wider from the top.
So 8".....NO, Still 6.5" girth is alot.

 

[turku]

Do you know what you are talking about ? A beer can dick measures about 8 inches in circumference normally in the middle of the shaft. With that dick it is impossible fellatio, just licking the end. I have a dick like that.