every woman should be issued with a tape measure.......

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Haha, actually I've already learned this trick. From the tip of my pinky to the base of my palm is 5 inches.:cool: Not that I measure or anything, I mean who would do that?

Ha! I measure. And I keep a ruler near my bed just in case! I'm better at estimating now that I was before I joined this site. GUYS USUALLY EMBELLISH!!!!!

One time I met a guy who claimed to be 8...If he was an 8 then I'm a size 2.

And just in case there is any question...YES SIZE MATTERS!
 

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Why don't we just stop caring about inches altogether? If it feels good, it feels good. Who cares whether it's 4 inches or 12. I've never measured a guy in my life. I have no desire to. The size measurement of my boyfriends manhood isn't attached to my feelings for him or my enjoyment of sex. He's an amazing guy and I love the way he fucks me, and that's all that matters.
 

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Why don't we just stop caring about inches altogether? If it feels good, it feels good. Who cares whether it's 4 inches or 12. I've never measured a guy in my life. I have no desire to. The size measurement of my boyfriends manhood isn't attached to my feelings for him or my enjoyment of sex. He's an amazing guy and I love the way he fucks me, and that's all that matters.

Amen, sister!

But that being said, I hereby volunteer to measure all the LPSG men. I know it's a sacrifice, but in the interest of site integrity, I will bring my tape measure and a few fluffers and we will get this thing done.

No need to thank me.
 

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But that being said, I hereby volunteer to measure all the LPSG men. I know it's a sacrifice, but in the interest of site integrity, I will bring my tape measure and a few fluffers and we will get this thing done. No need to thank me.

Your nobility for such a service is unsurpassed. :tongue: I volunteer to be first.
 

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Why don't we just stop caring about inches altogether? If it feels good, it feels good. Who cares whether it's 4 inches or 12. I've never measured a guy in my life. I have no desire to. The size measurement of my boyfriends manhood isn't attached to my feelings for him or my enjoyment of sex. He's an amazing guy and I love the way he fucks me, and that's all that matters.

True statement but I think that only applies to women in relationships or looking to be in a relationship. For those women that are out just looking to have sex or pick up guys argue club, etc, etc, I'm pretty sure they all would like a bigger one over a smaller one.
 

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Ha. Amen to that sentiment. Gotta love relative size and the internet. Things always look better over the web :D

some people are not only lying but also stupid..
one guy stated he was 7" long but had a measurement pic in his gallery. he barely reached the 6.5" mark on the ruler AND had almost 1" pushed into his fat. So the 5.5" is the 7" of tomorrow. :rolleyes:
 

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Well, first off, most women I've ever known have not been good at estimating the measurement of most anything. Most women seemingly haven't had to develop good spacial skills. Try this -- spread your fingers as wide as possible and ask a woman how many inches across your hand is -- you'll hear everything from 3 to 12 inches (FWIW, the average adult man's hand spans about 8 inches -- and no, it has not correlation to cock size).

Second, I doubt most women spend much time actually examining the cocks of their partners, so they aren't able to make accurate estimates of size. How it fits in her mouth or pussy doesn't give her much reliable information on the subject.

Third, my wife and I were once was involved in a 4-way with another couple, friends from college. The other woman decided she wanted to measure my cock and compare it to her husband's cock. She measured mine first, using a ruler. She measured the underside, from tip to who knows where (anus?), and came up with 9 inches. Being about 6.5" X 5.5", naturally I kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the ooh and ahhs.

However, her husband was so intimidated that he wouldn't let her measure his cock, and instead took the ruler and went into the bathroom to do it himself. When he came out, he refused to tell us how long his cock was, but I suspect he measured on top, from his pubic bone to the tip, and got a more realistic measurement, probably between 5 and 6 inches (my wife said he was in fact smaller than me). He was the sort of guy who probably didn't know much about the subject, and the results sent him into a deep funk. (He did develop a drinking problem after that.) I never told him because I really liked fucking his wife, who was a maniac in bed.

Good times!
 

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I've seen a lot of absurd claims by women on other forums that back up the OP's claim! One woman who went on and on about "tiny" seven and eight inch penises and how dissatisfying they are in bed and how she's never satisfied without at least nine or ten inches, things like that. One woman claiming she'd deepthroated a 14" cock! Lots and lots of women saying ridiculous things that make it obvious that most women either have no idea what an "inch" actually is or they don't know how to properly measure a penis. Women are obviously terrible at estimating penis size! Really really bad at it!

I don't know if some of it is the fault of false claims by men or not. I think it's possible, but I wouldn't know. I've never had a guy I was dating make a size claim, and I've never asked a guy how big he thought he was, and I've never measured a penis before TheBF. Sure, size does matter, but the only measuring tool that I need to conclude if the penis is enjoyable during sex is between my legs.

Not that there's anything wrong with using measuring tape and keeping track of all that stuff or knowing exactly what your favorite dimensions are, I've just never bothered to do it myself because I've been satisfied with the sizes of the penises I've had sex with, so size as an "issue" hasn't been an issue with me. I'm sure that I'd feel differently if I felt that the men I was having sex with were too small for my satisfaction, then I'd probably be more interested in measuring and measurements.
 
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I think a good way to prove you're not lying with measurements is to make a video of the measuring process.

1. You would have to measure a known item first to prove it is not a fake tape measure.

2. You would have to keep all objects on camera the entire time to avoid trickery. We could also easily tell if you are bone-pressing or not.

3. Length must be measured on top non-bonepressed. If you want you could also show bone-pressed if you like, as well as side and side bone-pressed. However, without top non-bonepressed it really is irrelevant.

4. When measuring girth you would show each side of your dick to prove there is no slack in the tape measure (measuring just below the head, mid-shaft, and at the base).

It may be difficult to get the measurements at full erection at first, especially with girth, but if you try on a few different occasions I'm sure you'll pull it off.
 

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Oh yeah, one other thing. I believe some girls like to brag to their friends to prove they have a better boyfriend than they do. I also think some people view it as a contest. I equate it to bragging about how much you can drink. I don't know why a girl would want to brag she can take a 14" inch cock as Petite said she saw a woman post. Since as discussed on this site many times, it seems to make others think you are loose or slutty. Anyway, most people vastly exaggerate how much they can drink, why would something considered even more important by any different?
 

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I don't know why a girl would want to brag she can take a 14" inch cock as Petite said she saw a woman post. Since as discussed on this site many times, it seems to make others think you are loose or slutty.

She was boasting about her deepthroating skills, and included that information as evidence of her talent. She didn't actually say anything helpful about how one would learn how to do it, she was just informing everyone that she's just THAT GOOD. :rolleyes:
 

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A lot of the women online aren't actually women at all. Very few women go around bragging about the size of their guys' cocks; online or offline.

Guys will generally lie or inflate their claims up to about 10". If a 'woman' is saying she's had more than that then either:

She isn't a woman
She was woefully mislead

Look at a ruler. 12" is the standard ruler size here. I guess women are spending too much time looking at cocks and not enough time looking at rulers :rolleyes:

But the bigger issue is men lying about their size in the first place.
 

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Hey Calboner, thanks for the tip. I am pretty oblivious to things like that. It probably doesn't help that I really don't use computers often, at least not until recently, and when I do it's just checking out a few websites. Surprisingly, I find this site to be very enjoyable. I stumbled upon it trying to find accurate measurements. This is by far the most accurate place and still half the claims are false.

Petite, that is what the other part of my theory was, which I forgot to include. That is for a woman to find it necessary to articulate just how good they are at any sexual task. This is by no means all women. In fact it is probably a very small minority. When it's on the internet it could just be a guy fucking with people like Incocknito suggested.

For all the pleading for guys to accurately give measurements, I think we all know that by and large this will never happen no matter how loud we scream. Sure some will see the light, some didn't know they were measuring wrong, but for countless others (the majority) denial is an endless road with no detours in sight. You can't show someone the light who prefers to live in the dark.

The funny thing is that it's pointless to measure wrong. The whole point behind measuring is to see where you stack up against others. So if you say you're 2" more than you are and truly believe it, you will be thoroughly disappointed when you don't get the oooohhs and aaaahhs you expect from your next lover.
 
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I am guilty as well. It took some doing but I did measure my man because I seriously thought he was at least a foot. Well, about 3/4 that, but still. So I'm saying there's not much difference to me between 9" and 12" as far as I'm concerned. If I ever encountered a foot-long I'd most certainly be headed in the opposite direction.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a woman not a carpenter.
Guess what he is probably only 7 or 7.5. From lips to cervix on the average woman is 5-6 inches I believe, so 3 inches is a huge difference