every woman should be issued with a tape measure.......

[hud01]

Yes the old joke....why are women so bad at measuring? All their lives they have been told that this is six inches

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That looks about 3-3.5 inches... to me, just saying.

I am surprised you seem to not get it. That is exactly the point, it is 3.5 inches. Men with a cock that size say they are 6 inches.

 

[17612]

I am an honest 7" and have been told more than once I must be 9. I always set them straight and if necessary get the ruler out lol...All the 6ers must be claiming 8...

 

[Hardballin]

WOW, YES SO TRUE!! i heard if you have a penis ranging from 6-9 inches women cannot tell the difference!! and thicker girth makes it look bigger.

I was told a few times they thought it was 9 inches, and these women are not one to stroke my ego. soooo, i was like, 9 inches in my dreams. Girth is there though, which makes it look bigger.

also, a lot of women said i was the biggest, again, girth not length, they can't tell the difference honestly.


another tip, if you please your women, hit their spot, 3 inches looks like 13 to them! trust me!! i heard plenty of women talk, since most of my friends are women, the stuff i hear is gross since i am not even 1% gay .. but its what they all say.

 

[The_Judge]

WTF? 7 inches? I know women have smaller hands but wow, that's nuts. How do you even hold stuff? You must drop drinks and stuff all the time.

Something tells me your either spatially challenged or delusional. Do you own a ruler?

 

[B_subgirrl]

well I would fit perfect with your hand, just sayin.:wink:

Nice to meet you Mr Seven :smile:

 

[Snakebyte]

Something tells me your either spatially challenged or delusional. Do you own a ruler?

he probably thinks that jars have a circumference of 10" :biggrin1:

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Dammit, Jim, I'm a woman not a carpenter.

I have this mental picture of the late DeForest Kelley, nude with a full erection, and nurse Chapel holding a tape measure along the top of his penis.

 

[HiddenLacey]

I am surprised you seem to not get it. That is exactly the point, it is 3.5 inches. Men with a cock that size say they are 6 inches.

I do get it, which I why I would just grin and keep my measurements to myself in that situation:tongue: I was simply commenting what I believed your posted measuring guide to be. I would hope that since six inches is half a foot, most of us are able to tell the difference between three and six inches at a glance.

 

[TheRob]

I have a new toy in the form of a blackberry. I have been speaking to some women, and the topic of convo eventually turns to cock size. So I ask what do they think average is, and what would you like, and what is the biggest you've had. You know the usual pervy question . I am amazed that most of the women think 7 inches is average, 9 is ideal. And that most of them seem to have had 10+ inches (one claiming 13!). A bit of bullshit being spouted by women.

here is a tip, if random women are willing to talk about cocksize with you, they are probububly not trustworthy....
if ti's women you know well that's different

 

[TheRob]

Any woman who wants to be accurate can measure the span of her hand or the length of her hand and use it as a measuring gauge. Unless her hands are very small, she probably won't find many penises longer than that.

most women have pretty small hands

 

[TheRob]

Oops! Guilty as charged! I am a terrible judge of penis size! I think its shape can really throw off your judgement too. Some cocks look really girthy because they look wide, but when you measure it, they could be much smaller. Why? Because some cocks are not completely circular around - they may be wide and flattish. Very deceiving...! And as for length, just shave, and voila! 2" longer! :biggrin1:

if you want to practice, I've seen your gallery and I'll be happy to model for you babe
(and I mean total babe)

 

[TheRob]

I am guilty as well. It took some doing but I did measure my man because I seriously thought he was at least a foot. Well, about 3/4 that, but still. So I'm saying there's not much difference to me between 9" and 12" as far as I'm concerned. If I ever encountered a foot-long I'd most certainly be headed in the opposite direction.

Dammit, Jim, I'm a woman not a carpenter.

OMG an honest woman!
no offence to women in general but ok maybe a little, I mean women are always talking about how they can take anything but EllieP is honest she's like a foot hell no
I like you EllieP :O)

 

[TheRob]

Maybe they're feeding you bullshit because you ask pervy questions. If the conversation eventually turns to cock size it's probably because you steer it in that direction.

don't be sexist, I've had several women be the ones to bring it up

 

[TheRob]

Amen, sister!

But that being said, I hereby volunteer to measure all the LPSG men. I know it's a sacrifice, but in the interest of site integrity, I will bring my tape measure and a few fluffers and we will get this thing done.

No need to thank me.

if you'll do the fluffing yourself it's a deal

 

[joseph_hung]

I remember when one of my exes was talking about how 7 inches must be around average, although she knew how much bigger than average I was. When I told her I was only 8 inches (instead of the 10 inches that she thought) she thought I was kidding. That was pretty funny =)

Of course I also had a girlfriend who guessed my EXACT measurements. So I guess not all girls are bad at that =p
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[LaFemme]

if you'll do the fluffing yourself it's a deal

Ok, guess I have to do everything... *sigh* I'll do the fluffing too...

:biggrin1:

 

[7x6]

they measure. from the bottom
that is why

This happened to me. My girlfriend told me when we got together that she'd never had a cock significantly bigger than mine (I was asking because talk of huge cocks turns me on, not because I needed reassurance i'm huge, I know i'm not) and then, many months later told me her husband had measured his at 10". I was kind of surprised by this but she stood by both statements and went on to say that he was laying on his back, measuring the underside. If I try this myself, measuring from the root of my 7 incher, while pushing my balls down, around the curve on the longer underside of my cock to the tip I can get very close to 10" myself.

Add to that the fact that any woman involved with a cock and a tape measure is likely to be either very turned on or a little embarrassed that their man is such a weirdo (I think my GF fell into the latter) and as such she's very likely to just accept that that's how cocks are measured and go on to talk of her experiences with a 10 incher when anyone asks...

 

[Pitbull]

When I told her I was only 8 inches (instead of the 10 inches that she thought) she thought I was kidding. That was pretty funny =)

I'm guessing when you are not on the internet you use a different name.

 

[Pitbull]

Amen, sister!

But that being said, I hereby volunteer to measure all the LPSG men. I know it's a sacrifice, but in the interest of site integrity, I will bring my tape measure and a few fluffers and we will get this thing done.

No need to thank me.

Ok, guess I have to do everything... *sigh* I'll do the fluffing too...

:biggrin1:

Why do they always live in Canada?

Thanks anyway - you are certainly deserving of a thanks for making such a generous offer.

 

[LaFemme]

Why do they always live in Canada?

Thanks anyway - you are certainly deserving of a thanks for making such a generous offer.

I appreciate your recognition of my sacrifice. It's a big job, Pitbull, but I am committed.

PS Do we all live in Canada? All the selfless penis measuring volunteers? Maybe because it gets so cold here, we frequently have little to measure...