everyone welcome Hotmilf to our family.

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I would like to introduce Hotmilf to everyone.
she is a friend of mine out here in los angeles, that got turned onto the site by me and a friend.
she is a great person.
and super witty!
:)
the beloved DJG
 

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She is pretty cool. I got to see her wit in the misquote the posts thread. Oh yeah and she is hot too.
 

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Well thank you, kind sirs! I am happy to be here amongst so many outstanding and.... er... upstanding citizens.:wink:

And thank you, DJG, for noticing my sense of humor. It was kind to describe it as itty bitty... heck, to call it anything at all is a bit of a stretch, but isn't "stretching" what this site is all about? (Wink, wink, nod, nod!)
 

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Well thank you, kind sirs! I am happy to be here amongst so many outstanding and.... er... upstanding citizens.:wink:

And thank you, DJG, for noticing my sense of humor. It was kind to describe it as itty bitty... heck, to call it anything at all is a bit of a stretch, but isn't "stretching" what this site is all about? (Wink, wink, nod, nod!)
Well, that depends on what yo categorize as "stretching";
either the males trying to stretch their phalluses to get bigger, or the females who get stretched out from the aforementioned stretched males.:biggrin1: :tongue:
 

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Well, that depends on what yo categorize as "stretching";
either the males trying to stretch their phalluses to get bigger, or the females who get stretched out from the aforementioned stretched males.:biggrin1: :tongue:

What a delightful thought! It's a good thing I wasn't referring to fisherman tales, where size grows with each telling... :saevilw: (Actually, I wasn't referring to fisherman's tales -- I just like to mess with words... among other THINGS....)
 

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Welcome - hot - if I may call you that - any friend of DJ's... needs a slap really :biggrin: - just kidding - I love the dumb fuck really - he has good porn. And good taste in friends, it seems.
 

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A warm welcome to you hotmilf. I enjoy your wit and your lovely figure. Oh did I tell you about the one that got away? Three cheers for hotmilf!
 

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A sincere welcome to HotMilf, and a sincere appreciation DJG's recruiting capabilities :)


...OB