Everything about Huckabee you wanted to know...

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  1. Northland

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    ...but were afraid to ask.
    (other than his being born in 1955, married at age 19,losing a huge amount of weight, being a Baptist preacher, bass guitar player...)

    1. He narrated the Doctor Suess book, Horton Hatches An Egg in a high school play.
    2. He's a big fan of The Three Stooges.
    3. He's a great cook.
    4. He rides his bicycle to the grocery store.
    5. He likes Yarnell's guilt free ice cream.
    6. He likes to snorkle.
    7. He likes the The Colbert Report.
    8. His favorite actor is Robert De Niro.
    9. His favorite actress is Meryl Streep.
    10. He reads a chapter of Proverbs every single day when he wakes up.
    11. He is not fond of heights.
    12. He's like a kid at Christmas because he wants to open Christmas gifts early just so he can see what he got.
    13. He organizes his socks, and everything else.
    14. He prepares his own breakfast the night before to save time in the morning because getting up no later than 4:30 might not be enough time.
    15. He talks to "the Boys" (his three dogs) and acts as if they are listening.
    16. He graduated from College magna cum laude with a 4 year degree in just over 2 years.
    17. His Dad picked him up from school once in a car that had no body, just a frame and wooden boxes for seats.
    18. He does great impressions of Billy Graham, Jimmy Stewart, Ronald Reagan, and Ross Perot.
    19. He was left handed but was made to write with his right hand in elementary school.
    20. He wanted to be an astronaut in first grade.
    21. He was a pretty shy kid.
    22. He can't sit still. If there is ever a free minute he feels the need to get up and immediately start on a new project, for instance the minute a meal is over he has to get up and start putting things away and doing dishes.
    23. One of his favorite television shows is The Sopranos.
    24. His favorite snack food is movie style popcorn. And he likes it so much his wife Janet bought him a popcorn machine for christmas.
    25. He gave Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones a pardon when he was Governor.
    26. He loves to play practical jokes.
    27. His favorite movies are To Kill a Mockingbird and Casablanca.
    28. His favorite church hymns are A Mighty Fortress is our God and In the Garden.
    29. One of his dreams is to watch a game in every Major League baseball park.
     
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    I thought he bears a striking resemblence to the chef on the Cambell's Sea salt soup commercial! Anyone else see that? Trying to get more funds for his campaign maybe? LOL
     
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    Great we know all about him. Now, can he please go away.
     
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    Not until he picks your pockets first.
     
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    He forgot to add that he is really, really bad at math. :wink:
     
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    30. He wants to be president of the U.S. but never will be.
     
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    Never is a long time.
     
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    31. He lost over 100 pounds. The other day he turned around and I found it.
     
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    . . . and gave them to me.

    NCbear (who's really not 100 pounds overweight . . . just 10-15)
     
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    666. His views on "the sanctity of life" include opposing abortion even in the case of rape...
     
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    32. I do like his idea of putting the IRS out of business...hmmmmmmmmmm!
     
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    he looks (and sounds) like KEVIN SPACEY!!!!!
     
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    Now you're confusing him with that Peter Piper person Pecker who picked a peck of pickled peppers.


    Please ponder periodically: Peter Piper proudly picked pickled peppers promoting pretentious puritanical piousness of promiscuous penises parading pompously-perhaps.
     
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    He carried four Low IQ states. His own, West Virginia, Alabama and Georgia.

    This man believes the earth and all is only 5,000 years old, what with all his intense Bible study.
     
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    666.b In line with his "The Sanctity Of Life" credo, he opposes abortion even in the case you got knocked up by your own father AND your father was also your uncle.
     
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    Yeah, Mike's his own Grandpa.
     
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    No- he's actually his own grandson.
     
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    With whispers that he may indeed be a candidate again in 2012, I felt it only proper to bump bump bump this thread.



    Peace out.
     
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