Evil stench from dried spunk!

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You're right! My piss always smells weird for awhile if I eat asparagus. Frosted puffed wheat (whatever the brand name is--Sugar Smacks?) makes it smell weird too.

I think you guys are skirting around the true reasons though. The natural penis has a natural odor, just like all body odors. Odors mostly arise from bacterial action. Not all bacteria are harmful. Normally skin bacteria are beneficial because they outpopulate bad bacteria.

For the most part bacteria and their biproducts wash away when we bathe, only to return a few hours later. I'm not so sure about using harsh soaps and salts inside the foreskin. Think of other mucosal tissues like the orbit of the eye, the mouth and inside the vagina. Soaps and salts work a little differently, but they kill bacteria by dehydrating them. They may dry out delicate skin and this may be harmful, especially if overused. And as many have stated, they don't mind the odor or they enjoy the odor.
 

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I'm not so sure about using harsh soaps and salts inside the foreskin. Think of other mucosal tissues like the orbit of the eye, the mouth and inside the vagina. quote]

Don't forget that once you take the free floating corpuscles and other cells from blood you are essentially left with salty water or plasma. Hospitals these days are using salt solution to clean wounds instead of the old antiseptics as they are compatible with the body's natural fluids. I agree entirely that man made soap and bactericides are not a good idea at all.

Glad to be of help Dongalong. As a "high and tight cut" cock owner I wish I had your problem. :redface: (sigh)
 

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dxjnorto said:
You're right! My piss always smells weird for awhile if I eat asparagus. Frosted puffed wheat (whatever the brand name is--Sugar Smacks?) makes it smell weird too.

I know my sweat smells different if I eat mushrooms.

If I eat durians.... I need to air the toilet after it had been used.
 

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dongalong said:
If you have ever ejaculated under water, you will know that semen becomes stringy and glue like. It doesn't seem to desolve completely on contact with water. So when it dries it seems to be slightly waterproof. I have had baths that last over 30mins and I could still smell it afterwards.

I don't have a weird metabolism or any UTIs, this smell only occurs if I forget to wash the semen off my dick and don't wash for say 6 or more hours.

SO wouldnt the solution to be just wash your penis after you ejaculate?
 

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MovingForward said:
SO wouldnt the solution to be just wash your penis after you ejaculate?
Man you should have answered sooner, that is the best idea I've ever heard, GENIUS!:rolleyes:
Do you have an equally bright idea for a way to wash it whilst I am asleep?
 

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[Do you have an equally bright idea for a way to wash it whilst I am asleep?[/quote]

Well I can think of at least one! I'd have to be there to show you though.:rolleyes:
 

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Sly Adey said:
[Do you have an equally bright idea for a way to wash it whilst I am asleep?

Well I can think of at least one! I'd have to be there to show you though.:rolleyes:[/quote]
Everyone is so helpful at LPSG!:biggrin1:
 

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If you use a tobacco product, that also has an effect on the taste.....it comes out in sweat also.

The more the person uses, the stronger the influence....and the sweat alone from someone with a lot of nicotine and all the additives in the system can really stink.

Someone who uses snuff/smokeless tobacco may have a stronger smell/taste resulting from it cause they have more of it directly in their system.....even if they spit all of the time.
Believe it or not, some swallow that crap when it's inconvenient to spit.
Disgusting.


Who has tried drinking pineapple juice to create a sweetish taste ?
Does that work ?
 

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dongalong said:
After I ejaculate during sex or a wet dream, if I don't wash my cock immediately, and allow the semen to dry, I am left with one of the most evil smells produced by my body.
Having had sex or masturbation before bed would prevent a wet dream. I suggest wearing underwear just in case that you do have one. Go to the bathroom after wet dream ejaculation to clean yourself with a washcloth using cold water. Soak your underwear and the washcloth in a bowl of cold water with a little liquid detergent added. If you don't feel like scrubbing those items immediately then catch some more sleep and clean everything properly in the morning.

My wet dream spunk is actually quite sweet. A diet of fruits and fruit juices can make your spunk sweeter hopefully. You must be easily prone to getting B.O. Do have a wash after sex.
 

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dreamer20 said:
Having had sex or masturbation before bed would prevent a wet dream. I suggest wearing underwear just in case that you do have one. Go to the bathroom after wet dream ejaculation to clean yourself with a washcloth using cold water. Soak your underwear and the washcloth in a bowl of cold water with a little liquid detergent added. If you don't feel like scrubbing those items immediately then catch some more sleep and clean everything properly in the morning.

My wet dream spunk is actually quite sweet. A diet of fruits and fruit juices can make your spunk sweeter hopefully. You must be easily prone to getting B.O. Do have a wash after sex.
I usually do what you say if I manage to stay awake, I always carry a spare pair of undies on trips in case of wet dreams. The worst one I had was when sharing a caravan with my family, very awkward situation.
I never have bad BO, as I said before, it only smells bad when I fall asleep and allow it to dry. It hasn't happened for a few months actually.
 

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I like to shoot my wad in a small tupperware container time after time but keep it in the freezer.Then when I get on this website and start to look at all the big peters, I drink a little sip of my own spunk every few minutes. Tastes great but you have to keep it frozen. It thaws out really fast though
 

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funny thing .... i don't have excessively smelly semen, but i have noticed the scent from my groin area, at the end of a long work day or when working out, has the scent i generally associate with ejaculate.....

now, i am very hygenic, shower at least once a day and use plenty of soap and water everywhere, including there. i just figure it's part of my body's biology, but i did notice it strange especially since i havent had any ejaculations lately, and the smell is still present...
maybe my crotch sweat just smells like spunk? lol
 

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vegasnola said:
funny thing .... i don't have excessively smelly semen, but i have noticed the scent from my groin area, at the end of a long work day or when working out, has the scent i generally associate with ejaculate.....

now, i am very hygenic, shower at least once a day and use plenty of soap and water everywhere, including there. i just figure it's part of my body's biology, but i did notice it strange especially since i havent had any ejaculations lately, and the smell is still present...
maybe my crotch sweat just smells like spunk? lol
I think that is quite normal, I have noticed a similar smell, maybe there is a ball leak or something:biggrin1:
 

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It seems impossible to remove this evil smelling residue straight away , only after several showers will it disappear.

Has anyone found the solution to remove the stench?

This so reminded me of Lady MacBeth.

"Out! Out damn stench!":bad:
 

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Read an interesting article about care of the foreskin:

An intact penis is self-cleaning just like a vagina, eyeball or nose/sinus. It is quite fitting; you may have to clean the 'outside', but you don't need to wash out the 'inside'. And just like an eyeball, you may wash the 'outside' (outer eyelid), but you don't wash the 'inside' (inner eyelid or eyeball). The foreskin is amazingly similar to the eyelid in that it is two-sided skin, with one side serving a protective function, and the other side serving a moisturizing functions, and both sides serving important sensory functions (there are more functions). The eyelid and the foreskin are the two most elastic pieces of skin on the male body. All of these examples involve areas where there is an inner mucous membrane, and an outer protective (but still sensitive) area. Even the mouth (cheek and lips) qualify; the cheeks and lips are two-sided skin, with a sensitive outer layer and an extremely sensitive inner skin also featuring a mucous membrane.

A man should certainly not use soap under the foreskin. Soap can cause irritation. Overzealous cleaning with soap disrupts the natural bacterial flora balance and immune system, identical to a woman's vagina. Both women & men produce smegma--in fact, women produce much more of it. It is the same exact stuff; even the smells are identical. Why fear it with men and embrace it with women? Women do not require "internal" washing, and neither do men. Female & (intact) male genital parts are almost exactly identical, and both function much better when uncut! Even though later in life, the foreskin will retract, and urine will get inside the foreskin, this is not a problem for boys/men any more than it is for girls/women (actually, it is far less of a problem than with girls), as mother nature has a plan for boys, too (a better one, arguably).

Smegma is not dirt. It is necessary, healthy, and part of the immune system and natural septic system of the body, just as it is with women. Smegma is produced by not just produced by the inner foreskin, but by the vagina, the anus, and sometimes other parts of the body as a function of healthy sebaceous activity.


In general, the foreskin requires minimal care. The following suggestions will help maintain good hygiene. Only the outside of the foreskin needs to be cleaned with soap.

During retraction, the exposed part of the glans should be cleansed with water. Wipe away any whitish material (smegma) that you find there. Smegma is simply the accumulation of dead skin cells that are normally shed from the glans and lining of the foreskin throughout life. After cleansing with plain water, always pull the foreskin forward to its normal position.
 

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Great post, Oldredneck1. Thank you for the information. I never knew that the substance was the same for both men and women. Very cool.

Wondering now if there is a market for a male douche. Kind of like an eye rinse bottle but with a larger cup. Yeah. And the commercial can be two guys playing golf when one turns to the other and says, "Dad, sometimes I just don't feel fresh".
 

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Great post, Oldredneck1. Thank you for the information. I never knew that the substance was the same for both men and women. Very cool.

Wondering now if there is a market for a male douche. Kind of like an eye rinse bottle but with a larger cup. Yeah. And the commercial can be two guys playing golf when one turns to the other and says, "Dad, sometimes I just don't feel fresh".

OMG. I choked on my Pepsi.