Ex-NFL Player Matt Kalil apparently has a large penis

He needs a guy with a big, gaping hole. The kind of guy who uses a traffic cone as a butt plug. He would be able to take Matt's triple soda can penis.
Nah, he needs a fresh tight hole that he can turn into one that would need to use a traffic cone for any sense of fulfilment thereafter 😈
 
My (straight) buddy is that size and super shy about it. I’ve tried to tell him how incredibly impressive it is and that he should be proud of it but he laughs it off like he doesn’t believe me.
Everyone always seems to have a friend like this but never willing to share! 😅