Ex wants to worship my cock, but she's married!

[tripod]

Man....what condom do you think goes on a 7.5 inch girth cock that is sensitive and chafes easily? Nothing I know of, theyfit supposedly sells a G22 that is like 6.5 inches in diameter but that's a little too long and still not wide enough. I'll use the thickest lube if I decide to do this. I think it's like, she can't pass up the opportunity to have an unusually fat penis inside of her, can't say that I blame her. I mean guys with REAL FAT cocks don't grow on trees. I just hope she's changed her mind already.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

...this might sound crass, but any damage she may cause her relationship is her problem, not yours. maybe she really does just want to get some dick and be done with it, and it sounds like you're going to deliver the goods, so go ahead and fuck her. don't tell anybody, even if you feel guilty. tell her not to talk about her husband or family around you. if she goes psycho on you check out and move on.

What goes around, comes around.

 

[jeff black]

What goes around, comes around.

Atta girl.:tongue:

Ummm, Tripod. I wouldn't sleep with her.

If she wants to sleep with that, tell her to get a divorce.
HAS she SEEN YOUR penis before?

 

[tripod]

Wonderful news...everything went according to plan. We hung out for a few and then I started my spiel about how this would be a bad idea. She was still unconvinced until I walked her over to my online computer and had her read yall's advice. We talked about it some more and I was like, just get on the plane, go to your South Pacific island where you live, and the circumstances of being so far away from me will eat away at your desire, until it simply doesn't exist anymore. We hugged and she teared up a bit and we said our goodbeyes. Thanx for all the sound moral advice...I'm pretty sure without the lpsg i would have showed up at the door wearing shoes and a smile. I love you guys.

 

[Bigboys girlfriend]

Be prepared. I'm betting her husband cheated and this is her "get even" fuck. (Ask her if she's gotten a new piece of jewlery or a car from him lately....)

She will also tell him about fucking you when they have their next fight, and will mention that you are bigger, better, something liket that....

I've just seem very similar storylines (yeah, just like a soap opera, there's a plot) from evil friends and it's usually about just using the guy to make someone else jealous. It's also about making sure the boyfriend/husband finds out and sometimes he goes after the guy. Why the hell is she in your town and away from her husband for three weeks?

Please, don't just think about her marriage, but think about your face and his fist also!!!

 

[tripod]

I thought everything was fine and then I just got a call saying she'd left something here. She'll be back here in a couple of minutes.... I'll post what happened.

 

[yhtang]

Tripod, please keep us informed of the development of your ex-wife's return visit. This is better than any soap opera on TV.

Wishing you the best...

 

[tripod]

It's fuckin' crazy over here, she's outside calling her husband right now....I've been trying my damnest, but she was finally honest with me. She has cheated on her husband twice and those guys were small, She just wants to know what it feels like to be really filled up, and I think the devil is gonna get me...........

 

[tripod]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................... Everything is ok, she snapped out of it and is now long gone. She's gonna be just fine, as for me....well there's always her cousin!

 

[invisibleman]

Wonderful news...everything went according to plan. We hung out for a few and then I started my spiel about how this would be a bad idea. She was still unconvinced until I walked her over to my online computer and had her read yall's advice. We talked about it some more and I was like, just get on the plane, go to your South Pacific island where you live, and the circumstances of being so far away from me will eat away at your desire, until it simply doesn't exist anymore. We hugged and she teared up a bit and we said our goodbeyes. Thanx for all the sound moral advice...I'm pretty sure without the lpsg i would have showed up at the door wearing shoes and a smile. I love you guys.

You banged her anyway, didn't you? Hehehehe. :smile:

 

[Lordpendragon]

You banged her anyway, didn't you? Hehehehe. :smile:

Wow - online drama.

Just sounded like a bag of trouble to me and almost certainly not worth it.

Hope you find a good woman soon.

 

[wonderland]

Good for you for resisting temptation. Got yourself some good karma.

 

[yhtang]

Wow, must be ne of those rare times in the history of mankind that a man would turn down a horny woman.

How did you do it anyway? Talked her away? Played Barry Manilow songs out LOUD? Refused to open the door? The mind boggles and I am intrigued.

 

[hot-rod]

I think you're right, Matthew.

Yeah Mathew, you're right on.......This girl is bad news just waiting to happen; you've been there-done that...put her in the history book FOREVER

 

[tripod]

She's a good girl... She was just away from her husband too long, and she is used to it pretty regular, as they have a great sex life. She was just having a mid-life freak-out and I was along for the ride! In the end, all she did was look at a little porn I created and had some dirty talk. Were cool now and she is probably home at this moment. I have the utmost respect for her husband, he is probably a good guy. This chick was probably feeling some negative thoughts about her relationship and thought a fling would be just the ticket to make her feel like a brazen woman again. She was only abnormally horny for me for less than 24 hrs. and just thought about my **** for a couple of long horny days, but that's her nature, she is ALL WOMAN and has a mature attitude about sex and her body. Sorry this ended so lame. But noone got hurt and I'm sure I am fading into her background as we speak. LPSG Rocks!

 

[yhtang]

I am pleased everything worked out in the end, Tripod.

 

[invisibleman]

She's a good girl... She was just away from her husband too long, and she is used to it pretty regular, as they have a great sex life. She was just having a mid-life freak-out and I was along for the ride! In the end, all she did was look at a little porn I created and had some dirty talk. Were cool now and she is probably home at this moment. I have the utmost respect for her husband, he is probably a good guy. This chick was probably feeling some negative thoughts about her relationship and thought a fling would be just the ticket to make her feel like a brazen woman again. She was only abnormally horny for me for less than 24 hrs. and just thought about my **** for a couple of long horny days, but that's her nature, she is ALL WOMAN and has a mature attitude about sex and her body. Sorry this ended so lame. But noone got hurt and I'm sure I am fading into her background as we speak. LPSG Rocks!

What HE really meant...

"She's good... She was just used to pretty great sex . She was having a freak and I was along for the ride! In the end, all she did was some dirty talk. Were cool now and she is probably feeling some fling to make her feel like a brazen woman again. She was only abnormally horny for me for 24 hrs. and just thought about my sex and her body. Sorry. But noone got hurt and I'm sure LPSG Rocks!"

Sometimes you have to read between the lines...hehehe. :smile:

 

[tripod]

Yeah, I'll even go as far to say that it was all about her frickin' hormones! I think I interpreted the situation in my typical guy fashion and didn't understand the meaning behind it. She just feels under-appreciated in her marriage and the girl is a dirty talker anyway! That girl could write porn novels... I definately took too much credit...waving around my proverbial penis like a freak flag so to speak, typical of the self centered moron that I am. Anyway...it was still hot for a day, and I may take my frustrations out on her cousin. Now, if anything out of the ordinary happens with the cousin I'm sure I'll post about it, I'm still need to kind of wait for the theyfit condoms to be released in the fall. Invisible man you've made me laugh my ass off!

 

[nevadaeve]

well tripod be carefull my fwb has an ex thatis srill going thru big dick withdrawals after 2 yrs and shes 3000 miles away is kind of a stalking thing 15 phone call a day and numerous emails and it is her problem being the married one tell her she has to deal wiith her actions hhhhhmmmmmm big dick on demand sounds great to me or tell her youve got a girlfriend and YOU dont want to cheat may take a little restraint but if thats the way you want it

 

[detpapi]

Follow your gut and don't have sex with her! It would't be right and what if you were in her husband's place and she was trying to play around on you! Keep the zipper up!