Exciting Meat Recipes

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  1. lxander

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    I'm having a girl around for dinner tonite & after the success of my BEEF in GUINNESS, I've decided to give her my Special... TONGUE in CIDER...what do you think??:smile::smile:
     
  2. HazelGod

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    I think your attempted double entendre is sophomoric at best, and is unlikely to impress anyone here.

    Being a huge fan of cunnilingus, though...I say go for it.
     
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    What a creep you are. This is in the funny section of a big dick site. I don't think anyone expects brilliant bits of humorous prose here.:rolleyes:
     
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    *groan* uggh.

    I was expecting a good sauerbraten recipe. Well....anyone? Germans? I'm sick of using Knorr.
     
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    I think the heat is getting to everyone.
     
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    Oh fock!!!! I was wanting a really good beef tongue in butt roast :smile: instead of the usual chili on my hot dog. :eek:
     
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    Musicaly speaking, I prefer tulips on my organ.:wink:
     
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