Exercise Time

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pitbull, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. Pitbull

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    Oct 25, 2006
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    1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

    2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

    3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

    4. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

    5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.

    6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

    8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

    9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

    10. I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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