Two old guys, Jack and Frank, haven't had sex in 20 years (note, not Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman (The Bucket List) - who still screw like 20 year olds.) Jack says, "Hey, Frank, let's get pissed and go to the whore house." Old Frank agrees and off they go to the bar full of youthful expectation and self-confidence. Two hours later, blind drunk, Jack and Frank arrive at the whore house. Jack says to the lady up front,
"Gooood laydy. We wood like..each..one of yor finnesst wimmin (hic)..to have ongoooing, cataclysmic sex with."
The Ma'am behind the counter looks at Jack and Frank, sizes them up, and thinks, "OK, my girls are too good for these old pricks, I'll give them each a blow up doll..in their state they won't know the difference." She says,
"Jack, you have Room 210. 'Raven' is eagerly waiting for you. Frank, you have Room 211, 'Fyre' is eagerly waiting for you."
Jack and Frank look at each other and wink which is the 'high-five' sign for two old guys in a brothel who believe they're about to make it with young chicks. Jack and Frank go to their rooms. An hour or so later they emerge and meet up in the street.
Jack says, "You know, Frank - man, that girl was strange. I fucked her like crazy but she just lay there, didnt say anything, didn't move..just lay there. I thought she was dead. Weird. What about you?"
Frank says, "Yeah, me too, Jack. Fuck! I think mine was a witch.."
Jack says, "Sheesh, Frank. Why do you say that?"
Frank says, "Because, like you, Jack, I fucked her stupid..but, Jack, when I bit her hard on the tit she farted like I've never heard anyone fart before and flew, screaming, out the window."
