Extraordinarily large labia

I can see a porn using something like this. Instead of Rupunsel sending down her locks for the handsome prince, Rulabia sends down her vagina for a couple totally random people walking by with huge muscles and tattoos. And of course they will already have hard ons and not be wearing underwear.
 
Those pics remind me of those "wonderful" school days past when someone could always be counted on to come up with brilliantly, provocatively descriptive terminology for any body part or function.

To wit:

Sweaty Beef Curtains
 
My wife has large labia and I love them. She wasn't too keen on them, but since I told her how much I love sucking on her pussy lips, stretching them, and feeling them, she has a better feeling now about them. To each their own.