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Extreme Homo sapiens (male) makeover

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Not being content with very many of my body parts, particularly the most obvious one for this site is what is between my legs, I decided many years ago to take whatever reasonably safe and effective means I could to correct all of them. I have had lots of success but only with many years invested in the ventures. I will tell some details of these attribute improvements over the next few weeks or months and they may be categorized as follows:

Musculature before
very little sexy muscle mass, mostly very well developed legs but with chest being a virtual unicellular cellophane coating on my rib cage and arms being rather cylindrical in shape

Musculature after 8 years of strength training
Biceps of 16 inches with chest at least beginning to have distinct definition. Several men and women at gym have commented that I have an athlete's body which I take as serious compliment

Balls before
Less than 1 inch long and half inch wide, one above the other and both held in tight grip against base of cock.

Balls after
More than 2.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, not super wide but respectable; both now hanging and swinging well below the cock and positioned side by side; also balls now seriously separated so each can be played with and sucked serially

Cock before
Flaccid, about 3.25 inches give or take, 5.5 rock hard, uncut which I hated because head not pronounced enough, too sensitive for really long sex sessions and not amenable for dry jerking, hideous color of raw liver; foreskin also too sensitive with band of red on side facing the cockhead;

Cock after
Flaccid, 7.5 inches give or take, 10.5 rock hard (though all dicks of this size have some trouble because of hydrostatic blood requirements to keep this status for long times but intermittently gloriously possible), have created a hybrid dick -- skin stays retracted most of the time, cockhead much bigger now with the toughening and serious thickening of surficial skin, incredible staying power; foreskin now of uniform color when retracted; as any whore will tell you, the cut dick is much more desirable than an uncut one because -- it takes longer to cum, the corona stays exposed within the cunt for whole sex act giving lots of loving to gspots and other sacred areas therein and it is generally cleaner (uncut cocks basically provide cockhead stimualtion on in movements and are inside the foreskin on the out maneuver)

Frenulum before
Worthless piece of sinew tethering the foreskin to the cockhead and producing a dead zone on the belly of the beast.

Frenulum after
Gone with a non-surgical technique -- now cock feels much better in the hand and there is more surficial area to touch and glory in during sex with or without a partner.
 
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This is only modification that did not take years and years to accomplish

Basically you find a wart removal medication that has as active ingredient, salicilic acid. This is also ingredient in many facial skin rejuvenations and it is very powerful so you must use with extreme caution.

As you turn the cock over you will see the frenulum tissue and you can feel it and determine how little feeling there is in this sinewy material. What purpose it serves I do not know, but it detracts seriously from sexual enjoyment of your cock. So apply the wart remover very carefully just to that tissue, not the cockhead tissue of the shaft tissue. Wipe off any that gets outside the boundaries of this worthless appendage. Let dry and add some more. Eventually you will have a white crusty little coating. Now there must be no sex for several days and after these days, you will be able to pry this residue off and off will come some of the frenulum which extends from cockhead to a centimeter or so down the shaft. Carefully reapply and repeat process until you have ridded yourself of this disgusting membrane. Then be careful during all sexual activity thereafter as the new beautiful cockhead tissue and shaft tissue are very tender until weathered a bit.

You can have this done surgically but why do that is you can remove it as you would a wart. But be very, very careful about not getting the compound on the really good tissue surrounding this tethering monstrosity.
 
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As I said the other techniques took between 6 and 9 years to accomplish with daily regimen required. But like all desirable things in life (having a big cock being near the top), any worthwhile effort that produces results is worth the wait (cock upsizing being the very most time consuming of the activities I will outline).
 

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5.5 to 10.5 and removing the frenulum just with some cream? I call bullshit
 

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can't help but notice the lack of pictures......I dont believe any of this
 

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Good luck with your body makeover project - but from the sounds of it, this entry belongs in fictitious stories. I just can't believe gaining 5 inches and losing the frenulum. Then again, some acid burns will remove the frenulum for you. Not that I recommend it.
 

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Im a bit baffled..... At what point would you think Oh i know i will rub acid on my cock today!!:crazy2:
 

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OP's distasteful sarcasm makes my dick itchy !!! Fuck !!!
 
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Wow. Your body modification achievements are utterly fantastic, and I mean that in the purest definition of the word. I am particularly curious about your relationship with your frenulum, which you refer to as a 'worthless piece of sinew'. I'm wondering if you experienced some early childhood taunts or trauma which resulted in this sense of dysmorphia? Also,will you be satisfied with a mere 10.5", or do you plan to go for the Ripley record?
 
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Since there seems more interest in the makeover in my cock than other bodily areas I will get right to the point. First let me say it is not a piece of cake (or cock). All tissues in the body including skin (the easiest to enlarge and stretch) and bone (the most difficult but not impossible to increase in size and length artificially activated of course). And if the cock were just blood vessels and skin you could have any length you wanted in a year or two but the main obstacle is the ligament sheath just beneath the surface. This tissue is extremely intractable to lengthening. But not impossible. Like muscle you have to apply tension, tremendous tension and with time the ligament fibers will succumb and tear apart after months and months of this and fill in gaps with new ligament tissue and consequently longer cock.

How long with this take. Well, since you cannot force the issue or you risk tearing the beast off or creating serious injury, it will take years and years. That is what I did and added a 20 minute routine every morning without fail. You can find all sorts of stretching techniques at places like mattersofsize.com and others. I did a few basic very intense stretches for 9 years every single day and would watch for days and days to see even a mm growth, but I did always see those microscoping increases and over time they add up. Good luck.
 

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Yep....the smell of B.S. is getting strong on this topic!
 
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I thought I should be more specific about the exercises I used all those years. I started with simple grab head behind corona and pull very tautly and hold for a few seconds, then relax, then repeat several 100 times every day. When I got tuned into the communities that have been doing this elongation for a very long time I switched to several more complex stretches but my favorite three are briefly described below.

Foot long stretch. With outturned right or left hand grab penis tightly behind the corona encircling with thumb and first finger (others also if you need them), pull outwards from body with elbow of that hand pointed outwards. Then grab bare foot on opposite side of body and place the heel on the back of hand near your dick and then use leg muscles to push outwards very forcefully, relax after a few seconds and repeat as many times as you can stand.

Cross handed stretch. Start as for the foot long stretch, but forget the foot; move opposite hand with palm down under the outstretched dick and work the hand up and on top of wrist that has your mighty meat in its grip. Then pivot the dick downwards over that hand supporting the dick and repeat a bunch of times.

Twisted stretch. With both hands grab alternately with left then right hand near the dick head and twist 2 to 3 complete rotations until your dick looks like a wrung out dish cloth, grab behind the head with either hand and stretch out this coiled cock as straight as possible. Sometimes I was able to get 4 rotations but even 2 will do wonders to give lateral as well as longitudinal stretch to your dick.
 

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what a load of horse shit..someone call a moderator...this is just silly....no fotos...bullshit i say.....
 
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Entirely too little is made over low hanging big balls for a more complete, knock off the socks cock image to impress the guys and scare the girls but give an extra measure of play things during foreplay or during being given head. The sexiest fuck I ever saw on porn was the reknown fucker who was most admired because he could fuck with suck lightning quick thrusts and also could keep up the fucking for 1000's of thrusts. But what I noticed most was his swinging nuts that made a loud slapping noise on each thrust into the very welcoming pussy. God was that dick stiffening!

I knew I had to had something other than a long dick with a cluster of two little balls tightly bound at the dick base during erection and fucking. Lots of extremely well hung guys in porn have that ball posture so that they are worthless in the overall sensory effects of fucking or being sucked.

Here is what I did to remedy my situation. I started with weights but they were too painful and sometimes fell down my pants leg in public places and turned my face bright red too many times. Then I tried the ball stretchers which are leather bands of varying width fastened behind the balls around the ball bag. I called the dealer and I asked for suggestions of which sizes to get. He strongly recommended starting with 1 or 2 inch widths and then incrementally larger ones but not more than 3 inches. He said he knew of no one who had ever successfully used the ones that had to be custom made wider than 3 though lots of foolish guys ordered them. That was all I needed so I got smaller sizes and custom up to 8 inches. I never made it to 8 and that would probably have looked ridiculous anyway. But over 2 years I worked up to 6 inches. The balls don't stay that much distance from body but each larger size got a longer hang. Not only do I have a ball bag that hangs about 3/4 way down my 8 inch flaccid cock but the balls have gotten much bigger. I had sub size ones anyway so doubling width was very welcome. Apparently the agitation and irritation of the leather straps cause the balls to thicken -- had heard that was glad to witness it. Now I can feel both my balls and that super long cock even at flaccidity in various locations that they work their way into my slacks. I usually just pull cock and balls out of my briefs and let them hang inside my slacks wherever they want to hang.
 
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I am not exactly sure that the new measurements are permanent but I surely do hope so. I had not been doing stretching exercises for a long time but decided to try a new one to get a little more boost to sexual ego. I fabricated a traction device with pieces of elastic and small circular clamps that can be easily opened. The clamps come in packages of about 1/4 to 1 inch in closed diameter and you have to wrap the band in sort of cushiony material to keep them from cutting your damn cock off. But you loop the elastic of proper length through clamp (sometimes two side by side eases the pain of just one cutting into your manhood) -- then fasten clamp and loop other end below your heel. You have to experiment to get the proper tension. If too much, you will have some very painful recovery from the several hours each day that I wear mine. I could tell after about 8 weeks that my stretched dick was probably about an inch longer based upon where I could stretch it too along back side of thigh into the bend behind the leg. But I did get a fairly good hard measurement and for a few seconds I got 11.25 inches so if this will last then I have gained another .75 inches. Somewhere in my warped mind I still have this image of a 12 inch cock and maybe someday I can sport one, who knows.
 
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I told of removing my frenulum in a previous posting. That was a real blessing since that damn nerve-dead tissue covers a lot of really hot meat near the cockhead. I have now managed to gain most of the attributes of a circumcised male but retain all that good skin to play with.

I typically have been keeping my cock outside of the briefs hanging down one leg or folded downwards inside so that the cockhead gets lots of rubbing of cloth. This has added lots of size to the cockhead as the tissue has toughened as it thickens. Now even when I let the prepuce partially cover the head, there is quite obviously a big head under that cover (never could much discern it before). A big advantage besides having a cock head that is now not purple but more like the shaft color is that i can do dry jerk with my pain whatsoever. And with the reduced sensitivity, I can last for as long as I want. This has a slight downsize also as I cannot jerk off in less than a minute, when urgency requires as I used to be able to do.

All in all I love the look of my semi-circumcised dick and would recommend it to anyone who wants the best of both worlds. (and of course if you want to protect your woman from cervical cancer, this will greatly improve the effectiveness of hygienic cleanliness of your cock prior to any sex.)