Extreme Penis Jealousy/Envy!

[Paul Vincent]

Hi guys.

So the other night I was out in a club. The main highlights being a hot asian chick slapping my ass when she walked past me then giving me a sexy look as I looked round to meet her [eyes] and a guy I've never met before grabbing me and kissing me on the cheek (!?).

Anyways, I went to the toilet also this night. I went to go into the stall because I prefer that, its more private. The door was closed. I thought 'what the heck' and used the urinal. After I was done two guys said 'what's this guy up to? Tryin to show off?' or somethin to me...then I just washed my hands and went. That was a bit weird though, and another reason not to use the urinal (and my penis is only 5" soft, maybe 6" on a good day).

Then the next day I read in the paper (an agony aunt section) that a guy beats the shit out of people with bigger penises than his. He said he 'knows what average is and he doesnt measure up' so obviously it gets him into lots of trouble. A memorable quote of his was "I'll keep doing it until I get what I rightfully deserve" as if he for some reason deserved a big penis.

What do you all think of this? Have you ever encountered this kind of thing?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

A memorable quote of his was "I'll keep doing it until I get what I rightfully deserve"

And what the fuck does he deserve...all the guys with bigger dicks than his dead??? What he deserves is execution.

Nobody has ever tried to beat my ass because I have a big cock. I've had some jealousy but nobody ever tried to harm me. I've had guys make joking remarks like "fuck, I'd do porn".

 

[Lex]

Yeah. I've had guys try to fuck me or convince me to fuck them after seeing me pee at a trough. But I have never been threatened. People have issues.

 

[B_horribleperson]

god damn you brits are silly, if your gonna beat people up, do it cuz they are gay or black. not cuz they have a bigger cock then you.

send that stupid fuck up with the tiny dick over here and he will "get what he rightfully deserve" a true beat down

 

[Pappy]

What he deserves is a great big hard dick up his ass! Send him my way.

 

[B_cricketsliar]

Hi guys.

So the other night I was out in a club. The main highlights being a hot asian chick slapping my ass when she walked past me then giving me a sexy look as I looked round to meet her [eyes] and a guy I've never met before grabbing me and kissing me on the cheek (!?).

Anyways, I went to the toilet also this night. I went to go into the stall because I prefer that, its more private. The door was closed. I thought 'what the heck' and used the urinal. After I was done two guys said 'what's this guy up to? Tryin to show off?' or somethin to me...then I just washed my hands and went. That was a bit weird though, and another reason not to use the urinal (and my penis is only 5" soft, maybe 6" on a good day).

Then the next day I read in the paper (an agony aunt section) that a guy beats the shit out of people with bigger penises than his. He said he 'knows what average is and he doesnt measure up' so obviously it gets him into lots of trouble. A memorable quote of his was "I'll keep doing it until I get what I rightfully deserve" as if he for some reason deserved a big penis.

What do you all think of this? Have you ever encountered this kind of thing?

I was being sincere in my thread, and not attempting to race bait. Is it just a coincidence that you write this thread after mine, or are you trying to mock me. If you are not trying to mock my thread then I apologize for the accusation, but please don't assume that I wrote my thread as a joke because I did'nt and I would'n t appreciate you trying to lessen the discussion I would like to have whe the contributors

 

[Paul Vincent]

I've never seen your thread.

 

[Pappy]

I was being sincere in my thread, and not attempting to race bait. Is it just a coincidence that you write this thread after mine, or are you trying to mock me. If you are not trying to mock my thread then I apologize for the accusation, but please don't assume that I wrote my thread as a joke because I did'nt and I would'n t appreciate you trying to lessen the discussion I would like to have whe the contributors

Woah Dude!! Back down a notch. Paul ain't like that. This thread has nothing to do with race.

 

[rawbone8]

I agree with Pappy. Paul is rarely if ever obnoxious (maybe too just nice, lol) and is a valued contributor here.

Cricketsliar: did you really intend to refer this accusation to Paul?

 

[BIG_DAVE]

in my group of friends i'm well known for being hung and get the odd mate of a mate who's a bit funny or some bloke who's girlfriend i've done stuff with in the past getting arsey but i've never had someone try and fight me cuz i'm hung. that man has too much testosterone and not enough inches. i wouldnt get hung up about it at some point he'll get smashed up all cuz he cant accept himself. it's quite sad really.

anyways up north i thought fighting was a pastime?? j/k

 

[Dr Rock]

I once had a total stranger go absolutely apeshit at me in a crowded gym. the details aren't that funny (only the fact that i had no idea who he was and he was screaming at me in front of several dozen people), but he finished up his tirade with "... JUST BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S PUT TOGETHER!!!" and ran off. I damn near pissed myself laughing.

 

[Lex]

Men are SO fucking SAD.

 

[rawbone8]

Men are SO fucking SAD.

You call that a man? Please.

Lex you are far too generous.

 

[carter2006]

There's a lot of weirdos in this world, I've given up trying to understand it...

 

[Freddie53]

There's a lot of weirdos in this world, I've given up trying to understand it...

Wise move! I don't think we will ever understand weirdos.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I once had a total stranger go absolutely apeshit at me in a crowded gym. the details aren't that funny (only the fact that i had no idea who he was and he was screaming at me in front of several dozen people), but he finished up his tirade with "... JUST BECAUSE YOUR DICK IS BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S PUT TOGETHER!!!" and ran off. I damn near pissed myself laughing.

Now THAT'S funny.

 

[Welp]

" What do you all think of this?"

Depends on the situation.

In the situation you describe this man is proactively going out and hurting people for reasons that only make sense to him. He has not been provoked. Actually this guy should be locked up.

On other hand, if he were provoked, such as being demeaned directly or indirectly and the "smaller" guy completely beat the shit out of the "larger" guy. No crime there. That's called accountability.

 

[D_Dallavell Ogler]

I took a few ass beatings in HS from upperclassmen while i was a freshman/sophmore. Along with the nonstop rumors that I was gay. All because of being well endowed early. You learn to not just walk around showing it after a while. lol

 

[chrisung]

It makes as much sense to fight someone because of their dick size as it does to fight them over their eye color, hair color or skin color. No sense at all.

 

[Dr Rock]

It makes as much sense to fight someone because of their dick size as it does to fight them over their eye color, hair color or skin color.

welcome to the human race