Hi guys. So the other night I was out in a club. The main highlights being a hot asian chick slapping my ass when she walked past me then giving me a sexy look as I looked round to meet her [eyes] and a guy I've never met before grabbing me and kissing me on the cheek (!?). Anyways, I went to the toilet also this night. I went to go into the stall because I prefer that, its more private. The door was closed. I thought 'what the heck' and used the urinal. After I was done two guys said 'what's this guy up to? Tryin to show off?' or somethin to me...then I just washed my hands and went. That was a bit weird though, and another reason not to use the urinal (and my penis is only 5" soft, maybe 6" on a good day). Then the next day I read in the paper (an agony aunt section) that a guy beats the shit out of people with bigger penises than his. He said he 'knows what average is and he doesnt measure up' so obviously it gets him into lots of trouble. A memorable quote of his was "I'll keep doing it until I get what I rightfully deserve" as if he for some reason deserved a big penis. What do you all think of this? Have you ever encountered this kind of thing?