F**k you laptop! It's all your fault!

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Do you ever have days when you wish your laptop just knew you were sleep deprived/in a foul humour/hormonal/had just had a blazing row with your Mum/Boyf/Boss etc ?

I do, my useless fucking laptop keeps on letting me use it when I really shouldn't be left in charge of a gold fish let alone be able to theoretically communicate with millions of people (half of whom are crazier and more foul humoured than me) via the WWW. Cunt!

 

[HiddenLacey]

So what you are saying is your laptop should be smart enough to know when to cut itself off

If this happened would you get up and walk away from it, or would you pound on the keyboard frantically wondering whats wrong with:tongue:

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

So what you are saying is your laptop should be smart enough to know when to cut itself off

If this happened would you get up and walk away from it, or would you pound on the keyboard frantically wondering whats wrong with:tongue:

I'd probably pound it to smithereens then set fire to its shattered remnants and send its family a picture of its charred and twisted cremains. :biggrin1: And then cry.

 

[HiddenLacey]

That's what I thought But I had to comment on this thread simply because the words F**K you laptop were included in the title. Now go rub something on that smells good and calm down, then you should apologize to your laptop (just my opinion of course) I think you may have hurt it's feelings!

 

[curious_angel]

Do you ever have days when you wish your laptop just knew you were sleep deprived/in a foul humour/hormonal/had just had a blazing row with your Mum/Boyf/Boss etc ?

I do, my useless fucking laptop keeps on letting me use it when I really shouldn't be left in charge of a gold fish let alone be able to theoretically communicate with millions of people (half of whom are crazier and more foul humoured than me) via the WWW. Cunt!

Best use of the 'c' word I've seen in ages :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
What did your meanie laptop do exactly? Did it let you accidently email naked pics of you to your entire address book? Send porn links to your family?

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Best use of the 'c' word I've seen in ages :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
What did your meanie laptop do exactly? Did it let you accidently email naked pics of you to your entire address book? Send porn links to your family?

Thank you, I have developed the use of that word to an art form and am proud of my work :biggrin1::wink:

It's more that it allowed me to vent my ill humour, and it didn't censor me when it fucking well should have :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: Dark Hilaire needs to be kept well hidden from the world.....


I mean for one thing, now I have to apologise to my friend Lucy whom I yesterday called a spastic and told to get her Fraggle looking hair sorted before she could be seen in public!

 

[curious_angel]

Thank you, I have developed the use of that word to an art form and am proud of my work :biggrin1::wink:

It's more that it allowed me to vent my ill humour, and it didn't censor me when it fucking well should have :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: Dark Hilaire needs to be kept well hidden from the world.....


I mean for one thing, now I have to apologise to my friend Lucy whom I yesterday called a spastic and told to get her Fraggle looking hair sorted before she could be seen in public!

I was going to say, the darkness is needed to make the lightness brighter:smile: That was before I read what you said to your friend! Poor Lucy! Naughty Hilaire. That laptop needs to take a flying lesson.

I have to say I quite like the dark Hilaire, as long as he's not sending evil messages to me.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I was going to say, the darkness is needed to make the lightness brighter:smile: That was before I read what you said to your friend! Poor Lucy! Naughty Hilaire. That laptop needs to take a flying lesson.

I have to say I quite like the dark Hilaire, as long as he's not sending evil messages to me.

Nah me and Lucy went to art college together, we've always taken out our bad moods on each other, it's this whole sick codependent friendship/mutual abuse cycle. Next time she's on her blob she'll be calling me a fat, homo-retard with crow's feet you could plant potatoes in. It's a beautiful thing. :biggrin1:

 

[curious_angel]

Nah me and Lucy went to art college together, we've always taken out our bad moods on each other, it's this whole sick codependent friendship/mutual abuse cycle. Next time she's on her blob she'll be calling me a fat, homo-retard with crow's feet you could plant potatoes in. It's a beautiful thing. :biggrin1:

I prefer parsnips :biggrin1:

I've decided that the best option is for you to be supervised at all times in situations where you might gain access to the www. It's for your own good! I can do every other Monday. I'll work up a rota. I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

I prefer parsnips :biggrin1:

I've decided that the best option is for you to be supervised at all times in situations where you might gain access to the www. It's for your own good! I can do every other Monday. I'll work up a rota. I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers.

Strong psychoactive medication and aversion therapy might be less time consuming :tongue: Or maybe just a little more sleep, mind you that would be much more boring :biggrin1:

 

[DiscoBoy]

I do, my useless fucking laptop keeps on letting me use it when I really shouldn't be left in charge of a gold fish let alone be able to theoretically communicate with millions of people (half of whom are crazier and more foul humoured than me) via the WWW. Cunt!

Cunt is right, you twat. Ffk'off.


:wink:

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Cunt is right, you twat. Ffk'off.


:wink:

Ah I wuv you twoo :boobies2:

 

[mitchymo]

I'd probably pound it to smithereens then set fire to its shattered remnants and send its family a picture of its charred and twisted cremains. :biggrin1: And then cry.

That's what I thought But I had to comment on this thread simply because the words F**K you laptop were included in the title. Now go rub something on that smells good and calm down, then you should apologize to your laptop (just my opinion of course) I think you may have hurt it's feelings!

:rofl: PMSL at both these comments.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

Hilly I sincerely hope your situation improves. :smile:

Give the laptop my kindest regards.

 

[Bbucko]

Sounds like Hilly needs a Valium and a desktop.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

Hilly I sincerely hope your situation improves. :smile:

Give the laptop my kindest regards.

Thanks OY, I'm much better today, sunshine, lovin and shopping have salved my irritations.

Sounds like Hilly needs a Valium and a desktop.

Where were you Nurse Chrissy, when I needed you? If you're dishin out the pills I'm having them. :wink:

 

[Bbucko]

Where were you Nurse Chrissy, when I needed you? If you're dishin out the pills I'm having them. :wink:

Just where I've always been: here in tropical paradise :biggrin1:

I'd share but the ethernet cable's just not big enough for everything I'd want to push through it.