F**k you laptop! It's all your fault!

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    Do you ever have days when you wish your laptop just knew you were sleep deprived/in a foul humour/hormonal/had just had a blazing row with your Mum/Boyf/Boss etc ?

    I do, my useless fucking laptop keeps on letting me use it when I really shouldn't be left in charge of a gold fish let alone be able to theoretically communicate with millions of people (half of whom are crazier and more foul humoured than me) via the WWW. Cunt!
     
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    So what you are saying is your laptop should be smart enough to know when to cut itself off:eek:

    If this happened would you get up and walk away from it, or would you pound on the keyboard frantically wondering whats wrong with:tongue:
     
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    I'd probably pound it to smithereens then set fire to its shattered remnants and send its family a picture of its charred and twisted cremains. :biggrin1: And then cry.
     
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    That's what I thought :) But I had to comment on this thread simply because the words F**K you laptop were included in the title. Now go rub something on that smells good and calm down, then you should apologize to your laptop (just my opinion of course) I think you may have hurt it's feelings!
     
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    Best use of the 'c' word I've seen in ages :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
    What did your meanie laptop do exactly? Did it let you accidently email naked pics of you to your entire address book? Send porn links to your family?
     
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    Thank you, I have developed the use of that word to an art form and am proud of my work :biggrin1::wink:

    It's more that it allowed me to vent my ill humour, and it didn't censor me when it fucking well should have :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: Dark Hilaire needs to be kept well hidden from the world.....


    I mean for one thing, now I have to apologise to my friend Lucy whom I yesterday called a spastic and told to get her Fraggle looking hair sorted before she could be seen in public!
     
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    I was going to say, the darkness is needed to make the lightness brighter:smile: That was before I read what you said to your friend! Poor Lucy! Naughty Hilaire. That laptop needs to take a flying lesson.

    I have to say I quite like the dark Hilaire, as long as he's not sending evil messages to me.
     
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    Nah me and Lucy went to art college together, we've always taken out our bad moods on each other, it's this whole sick codependent friendship/mutual abuse cycle. Next time she's on her blob she'll be calling me a fat, homo-retard with crow's feet you could plant potatoes in. It's a beautiful thing. :biggrin1:
     
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    I prefer parsnips :biggrin1:

    I've decided that the best option is for you to be supervised at all times in situations where you might gain access to the www. It's for your own good! I can do every other Monday. I'll work up a rota. I'm sure there will be plenty of volunteers.
     
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    Strong psychoactive medication and aversion therapy might be less time consuming :tongue: Or maybe just a little more sleep, mind you that would be much more boring :biggrin1:
     
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    Cunt is right, you twat. Ffk'off.


    :wink:
     
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    Ah I wuv you twoo :boobies2:
     
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    :rofl: PMSL at both these comments.
     
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    Hilly I sincerely hope your situation improves. :smile:

    Give the laptop my kindest regards.
     
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    Sounds like Hilly needs a Valium and a desktop.
     
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    Thanks OY, I'm much better today, sunshine, lovin and shopping have salved my irritations.


    Where were you Nurse Chrissy, when I needed you? If you're dishin out the pills I'm having them. :wink:
     
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    Just where I've always been: here in tropical paradise :biggrin1:

    I'd share but the ethernet cable's just not big enough for everything I'd want to push through it.
     
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