F, Marry, Kill? 2

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  1. Mem

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    :confused: who would you Fuck, Marry or Kill, if you had to do one to each.

    If you like guys : Batman, Spiderman, or Superman:rolleyes:

    If you like girls : Wonder Woman, Batgirl, or Catwoman?:redface:
     
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    What the Hell???

    I would have to fuck Superman, Marry Spiderman because that would involve fucking him for at least a little while, and I hate fucking bats! But killing them seems excessive. So I'll just hate Batman and watch Superman and Spiderman fuck him via double anal penetration. How's that grab ya. :biggrin1:
     
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    F Michelle Pfeiffer's catwoman (she can leave that fetishistic black costume on too ... rawr), Marry Alicia Silverstone's batgirl, & kill wonder woman, as I have no idea who played her in any films/tv shows:tongue:.
     
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    Irrelevant, since 90% of the listed heroes/heroines/villainesses are DC.
     
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    from this list i'd f**k and marry catwoman because she looks like a screamer, and she's agile and bendable, id kill wonderwoman because she seems too bossy, and id wouldnt do anything with batgirl...shes just a teenager you rapist bastard.
     
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    I would marry Superman cause he has a cock of steel.
    Fuck Batman cause he's hot.
    and kill Spiderman cause he's kinda wimpy.
     
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    I'm into both so I would screw Catwoman to get some pussy pussy, while Batman screwed my ass with his mighty bat.
     
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    Guys:
    Marry superman
    Fuck spiderman (all night long on a huge web above new york)
    Kill batman

    girls:
    Marry wonder woman
    Fuck Catwoman
    Kill Batgirl

    (note: i would kill batwoman and batman AFTER i fuck them)

    :)
     
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