Facesitting fetish

There was a guy I was really really into, and I was ready to do anything he wanted. My girlfriend knew how I was and pranked me one day saying that she heard he was into dirty sex. I asked what she meant, and she said you know, toilet stuff.

Oh man, I was so worried. This was going to require me to broaden my horizons into unexplored territory, and as much as I wanted him I didn't think I could do it. But I'm a big girl. I have to be brave. And maybe, just maybe, I mean, who knows?

Probably the weirdest sex I ever had. It was pretty much how I would have wanted it to go, but I just kept waiting for the moment when it was going to take a turn. But nothing weird happened except he asked me later if I was all right. OK, the guy just poked me so I could tell him anything right? So, I asked him why he got off on messy stuff.

That's when it got weird. He asked me if I got off on messy stuff. I screamed NO! So he asked why I thought he did. That's when I realized I had been pranked.

I saw her two days later at our regular bagel shop and lit into her! She laughed and said oh you finally had sex with him! Good for you! Now I know.

You know she's still one of my best friends? I might be an idiot.


Haha OMG I was wondering where you were going with that! I had my hand half over my face reading it, waiting for the other shoe to drop
 
Haha OMG I was wondering where you were going with that! I had my hand half over my face reading it, waiting for the other shoe to drop

Well, now you know how I was! Except I was undressed and in the throes of passion! But all that time in the back of my mind I knew we were about to turn to the dark side. It's hard to build to an orgasm worried about what's coming next!
 
The original post was "Have any of your guys/women had a facesitting fetish? Where they are obsessed with you sitting on their face (reverse cowgirl style) and servicing you" not "only reply if you will provide me with wank fodder for my fetish"...

Oh, also the original post said "Thank you for any answers" not "thank you for answers that provide me with wank fodder" :eyes:
 
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The original post was "Have any of your guys/women had a facesitting fetish? Where they are obsessed with you sitting on their face (reverse cowgirl style) and servicing you" not "only reply if you will provide me with wank fodder for my fetish"...

Oh, also the original post said "Thank you for any answers" not "thank you for answers that provide me with wank fodder" :eyes:

Geez! I don’t need to wank, I have a wife that keeps me happy. But my apologies, I stand corrected.
 
I stay well clear of individuals with fetishes now.

I refuse to be treated as a biological kink delivery device.

I find people with a true fetish in the correct meaning of the word selfish individuals.

If by fetish you really mean strong preference then that is completely different than a fetish.
 
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I stay well clear of individuals with fetishes now.

I refuse to be treated as a biological kink delivery device.

I find people with a true fetish in the correct meaning of the word selfish individuals.

If by fetish you really mean strong preference then that is completely different than a fetish.

Maybe meant “turn on” or preference. Facesitting is not exactly like having someone poo or pee on you or any number of fetishes. Maybe I used the wrong word.
 
fet·ish
/ˈfediSH/
noun
  1. 1.
    a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
Having a fetish doesn't innately mean any kind of interest in golden showers or other bodily functions. :neutral:
 
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fet·ish
/ˈfediSH/
noun
  1. 1.
    a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
Having a fetish doesn't innately mean any kind of interest in golden showers or other bodily functions. :neutral:

Correct.
 
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Right. It’s actually more fun to read posts from those who share the same turn on. Why the need to pontificate on how you’re not into it? I get it.
Why are you so sensitive? Did I make a post all about how I have over a decade of experience in the sex work industry as a phone sex operator and don't need any but any kinks explained to me at this point? No. I simply took your explanation, and expanded upon my answer, revealing that I'm not into any kind of breath play. I didn't elaborate on that. I didn't talk about how I'm also not into mummification including the face, I'm not interested in masks intended for the purpose I am not interested in being gagged and having my nose held, Etc. You discussed one facet of facesitting of which there are others by the way, and I responded to that. You will post what you wish to post in accordance with the rules and the general culture of the board, and I will do the same, without dictation and lectures from you.
 
Why are you so sensitive? Did I make a post all about how I have over a decade of experience in the sex work industry as a phone sex operator and don't need any but any kinks explained to me at this point? No. I simply took your explanation, and expanded upon my answer, revealing that I'm not into any kind of breath play. I didn't elaborate on that. I didn't talk about how I'm also not into mummification including the face, I'm not interested in masks intended for the purpose I am not interested in being gagged and having my nose held, Etc. You discussed one facet of facesitting of which there are others by the way, and I responded to that. You will post what you wish to post in accordance with the rules and the general culture of the board, and I will do the same, without dictation and lectures from you.
Why are you so sensitive? Did I make a post all about how I have over a decade of experience in the sex work industry as a phone sex operator and don't need any but any kinks explained to me at this point? No. I simply took your explanation, and expanded upon my answer, revealing that I'm not into any kind of breath play. I didn't elaborate on that. I didn't talk about how I'm also not into mummification including the face, I'm not interested in masks intended for the purpose I am not interested in being gagged and having my nose held, Etc. You discussed one facet of facesitting of which there are others by the way, and I responded to that. You will post what you wish to post in accordance with the rules and the general culture of the board, and I will do the same, without dictation and lectures from you.

No dictation or lectures or my part intended.
 
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