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There was a guy I was really really into, and I was ready to do anything he wanted. My girlfriend knew how I was and pranked me one day saying that she heard he was into dirty sex. I asked what she meant, and she said you know, toilet stuff.
Oh man, I was so worried. This was going to require me to broaden my horizons into unexplored territory, and as much as I wanted him I didn't think I could do it. But I'm a big girl. I have to be brave. And maybe, just maybe, I mean, who knows?
Probably the weirdest sex I ever had. It was pretty much how I would have wanted it to go, but I just kept waiting for the moment when it was going to take a turn. But nothing weird happened except he asked me later if I was all right. OK, the guy just poked me so I could tell him anything right? So, I asked him why he got off on messy stuff.
That's when it got weird. He asked me if I got off on messy stuff. I screamed NO! So he asked why I thought he did. That's when I realized I had been pranked.
I saw her two days later at our regular bagel shop and lit into her! She laughed and said oh you finally had sex with him! Good for you! Now I know.
You know she's still one of my best friends? I might be an idiot.
Haha OMG I was wondering where you were going with that! I had my hand half over my face reading it, waiting for the other shoe to drop