Fake Bible Verses

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  1. B_VinylBoy

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    Has anyone seen this on Twitter? It's totally sacrilege, and quite hysterical at the same time. Here are some of their most recent tidbits of twisted humor:

    "And on the 8th day, wide awake from a week-long cocaine & Four Loko binge, God made the Westboro Baptist Church." Genesis 8:2

    "Jesus said unto the crowd, 'Fear me not! Fear those who have double-jointed elbows! Ain't nothin natural about that shit.'" John 12:3

    "Dear children, let us not love with words or tongue, but rather with our penises and vaginas." John 3:18

    "For Matthew responded, 'The same thing we do every night Pinky: Try to take over the world!'" Acme 3:16 :biggrin1:


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    And he said: Yea, verily, you pisseth me off and I will fuck thou over royally and religiously until Hell will not have thou, fucktard." —The Book of Saint Sam, Ch. 13, v. 13.
     
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    "Jesus said, 'Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them. For tell them I have candy and toys in my van.'" Matthew 19:14
     
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