Fake Cocks?

[deleted6806]

Ok, since bulges make me horny i like to do things to make my pants center of attention. One thing i did was tie a sock around my cock and balls to push everything forward and where loose thin pants. Something else im into is using Dildos. I wear tight underwear to hide my real cock (and tuck it between my legs and up my ass crack) and tie a dildo to my leg. REALLY LONG dildos! that gets lots of attention! Does anybody else do anything odd to get "Dick Attention"?

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Longjohn777p@Oct 21 2005, 03:24 AM
Does anybody else do anything odd to get "Dick Attention"?

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Yeah! Once, in public, I lit my bulge on fire. That got their attention alright! That got their attention.

Boy, the looks on their faces.

 

[Matthew]

Originally posted by Longjohn777p@Oct 20 2005, 08:24 PM
Ok, since bulges make me horny i like to do things to make my pants center of attention.  One thing i did was tie a sock around my cock and balls to push everything forward and where loose thin pants.  Something else im into is using Dildos.  I wear tight underwear to hide my real cock (and tuck it between my legs and up my ass crack) and tie a dildo to my leg.  REALLY LONG dildos!  that gets lots of attention!  Does anybody else do anything odd to get "Dick Attention"?

[post=353739]Quoted post[/post]​

Let's check the LPSG photo gallery and see, shall we?

 

[Alley Blue]

Originally posted by Matthew+Oct 21 2005, 05:22 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Matthew &#064; Oct 21 2005, 05:22 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Longjohn777p@Oct 20 2005, 08:24 PM
Ok, since bulges make me horny i like to do things to make my pants center of attention.  One thing i did was tie a sock around my cock and balls to push everything forward and where loose thin pants.  Something else im into is using Dildos.  I wear tight underwear to hide my real cock (and tuck it between my legs and up my ass crack) and tie a dildo to my leg.  REALLY LONG dildos&#33;  that gets lots of attention&#33;  Does anybody else do anything odd to get "Dick Attention"?

[post=353739]Quoted post[/post]​

Let&#39;s check the LPSG photo gallery and see, shall we?

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I was just gonna say that. I think someone stoled your "little trick" Longjohn777

 

[Pecker]

I&#39;ve seen a few "women" with bulges.

(things that make you go hmmmmmm...) :freak:

 

[Awesum9]

Hmmmmmm. Just wondering what you do when you attract a sexual partner based on the BIG BULGE that they see..How do you explain the difference in what you really pack and what your bulge shows? Isn&#39;t it a bit embarassing to be found a fake? :evilgrin:

 

[gig22]

Originally posted by Awesum9@Oct 21 2005, 12:33 PM
Hmmmmmm. Just wondering what you do when you attract a sexual partner based on the BIG BULGE that they see..How do you explain the difference in what you really pack and what your bulge shows? Isn&#39;t it a bit embarassing to be found a fake? :evilgrin:

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I think the logic here is that they never HAVE to find.

 

[Dr Rock]

I feel fairly confident in stating that this is just about the saddest fucking thing that i have ever read in my life

 

[rawbone8]

Sad – yeah that&#39;s true – but also fucking hilarious as hell. Shades of Spinal Tap.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

And one time, at band camp, I stuffed a saxophone down my pants and we to the mall&#33;

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by SomeGuyOverThere@Oct 21 2005, 08:29 PM
And one time, at band camp,

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I love that girl..she&#39;s great in all her roles.

 

[Aruba 1st]

There is no reason for subterfuge.
What counts is how you use what you&#39;ve got.

If we take our time with our special one it may work out (and in) in time. If not - perhaps it was meant to be so.

Heartbreaks do not last forever.

There is always another, waiting.

 

[13788]

Jace: Personally I prefer to wear my dick with a fake body&#33;&#33;

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Jace@Oct 22 2005, 07:20 AM
Personally I prefer to wear my dick with a fake body&#33;&#33;

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heheheh.....good one. surprised I didn&#39;t think of that.

 

[Matthew]

If turning heads gets you off, try the Exorcist for a good porn experience.

 

[8inchy]

ive stuffed 2. the issue raised by Awesum9. that of getting caught in the lie is certaiinly part of the humiliating thrill. you get to be confronted by someone who expected and truly wanted a large penis. to witness that directand honest, albeit unrequited, desire is why you do it. the humiliation well leave that for the Dr.
the best thing is to go for a long slow super penis pump. so your naturally huge. :beer:

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by Matthew@Oct 22 2005, 10:59 AM
If turning heads gets you off, try the Exorcist for a good porn experience.

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Your mother sucks cocks in hell&#33; uke:

 

[Karena Morgan]

Your mother sucks cocks in hell&#33;

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%">Really..? mine just did it on the settee in the front room in front of the Tele&#33;</span></span>

 

[Aruba 1st]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pecker &#064; Oct 21 2005, 05&#58;26 AM) [post=353849]Quoted post[/post]</div><div class='quotemain'>
I&#39;ve seen a few "women" with bulges.
(things that make you go hmmmmmm...)[/b][/quote]

Interesting comment.
Your statement reminds us that we&#39;re all different, some in ways we seldom think of.
A pronounced vulva may indicate the lady has major, labia majora. As we age some
parts "shrink" and others "get larger" - or seem to.

A former girlfriend so endowed would adjust her position to favor contact with one side,
then shift as I went to rub against the other. Resulted in a sort of extended or double
climax. What a Gal &#33;

 

[BuffMusicIdol]

At 13, going through puberty, I stuffed my pants with socks, and embarrassed myself in front of my mom, when she starred freakisly at my bulge.

I grew up and haven&#39;t given it a second thought since.

Fake bulges don&#39;t do a thing for me. And bulges that are obviously "sported" for entertainment turn my head the other way. It&#39;s not usually my focal point about other people. I like the surprise of finding out, not the advertising and hype of it.