Fake It Till You Make It

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Thought this was an funny little take on this issue. Any guys here every been forced to fake it? If so what was the situation? And ladies (that is if you check this section :wink: ) have you been with a guy that faked it and you knew?

Men Fake Orgasms: Humor: GQ
 

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Sounds all to familiar :)
I don't know how or why it happened, but in my late twenties I went from five minute wonder to having hours of stamina...the downside being that on occasion I have to fake with a worn out girl to save her feelings.

Turns out they get pretty upset if they can't make you cum.
 

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I'm not stupid enough to let them fake it. I know...I like to see the evidence ;p plus, there's defs no reason to fake it with me ;)

If only more ladies thought that way :)

It's only really possible with the combination of condoms and a woman so thoroughly exhausted that she's not paying too much attention. Otherwise I just look like an idiot!
 

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If only more ladies thought that way :)

It's only really possible with the combination of condoms and a woman so thoroughly exhausted that she's not paying too much attention. Otherwise I just look like an idiot!

So you're telling us you fake the groaning and shortness of breath, the noticeable swelling and hardness just prior to ejaculation, the pulsating, the uncontrollable body spasm and muscle tension, the warmth and feel of the sperm, that you are able to fake all of it, and then you just run off with the condom to hide the lack of evidence? :cool22:
 

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I've never cum during intercourse with my girlfriend. So, I fake it all the time. I don't think I'm good at faking it, but if she knows that I'm not really having an orgasm, she doesn't let on.
 

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I've never cum during intercourse with my girlfriend. So, I fake it all the time. I don't think I'm good at faking it, but if she knows that I'm not really having an orgasm, she doesn't let on.

Seriously, In high school, I took so long to cum that it actually was frustrating, and I had a girlfriend that I would sometimes pretend like I came. Fucking and lasting is one thing, but rubbing raw is another.
 
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I've faked many orgasms in my day, it's a lot easier when you're using a condom. After like an hour and 45 minutes of fucking it's not even fun anymore, plus there's tasks to be done like homework or surf the web haha.
 

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So you're telling us you fake the groaning and shortness of breath, the noticeable swelling and hardness just prior to ejaculation, the pulsating, the uncontrollable body spasm and muscle tension, the warmth and feel of the sperm, that you are able to fake all of it, and then you just run off with the condom to hide the lack of evidence? :cool22:

No, it's more that so many women just don't seem to notice. Like the way most guys can't tell a fake female orgasm. The women like yourself who know their stuff? They're the ones I never need to fake with :)
 

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I've only faked orgasms with two girlfriends I had who were neurotic and insecure. They wanted me to cum like thirty seconds after they told me to. The fact that I wasn't even close held no bearing. If I didn't fake it, they both would lose the mood and pout anyways. So I had like a 3-4 minute max to blow or fake it before it was game over anyways. haha

I've only faked orgasms sporadically since then, and honestly don't remember a time where I needed to recently. Now I just get sweaty, dehydrated, exhausted, and hungry, and roll off and go fulfill my other primal instincts. lol If she doesn't like it - well she can blow me!

I've had plenty of sex where I didn't orgasm or fake one, where the girl will take it upon herself to MAKE SURE I blow, one way or another. Usually in her mouth if she's gotten worn out... haha
 

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Done it on two occasions, once with my ex-wife while trying to get pregnant as had been made into a choir rather than love making of fucking:(. The other times were with new sexual partners after my seperation. I was literally fucking for hours with no happy ending for me which i didn't mind as i enjoyed the sex and making the girls cum multiple times :).
 

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I have to admit I have been tempted to fake it in a couple of situations where it was difficult to cum for whatever reason, but realized there's no way I would get away with it, so was honest with it. It also helped that my partners were understanding. If they were paranoid parrots bound to get mighty offended, and not subscribe that it's only natural, I would probably go through with it.
 

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Met up with a couple once from the internet. Went to their hotel room where wife was tied up and blindfolded. Starting fucking her hard and her hubby and I shagged her for the next hour in every position all over the hotel room and out on the balcony where we got seen by people in next room and had to make a hasty retreat back inside! Anyway after fucking for so long and having held back cumming for so long I couldn't cum at all. Even shagging her bare back I still couldn't shoot and ended up faking it but they both knew I had as there was no spunk on my cock or in her. Excellent afternoon tho and soooo horny.
 

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Humph. Never faked an orgasm. I've had plenty of "dry" orgasms, but never faked any. But I guess if you're fucking past an hour that it does seem to become a bit tedious.

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I've done it a couple of times. We had been having sex for hours and I had had a number of mini orgasms (a few squirts but not the big one) and finally I realized it's just too late and I'm tired and a little raw and I'm sort of over it . So I totally focus on him and get him to cum and while he is I "do" too and who can tell whose mess is anyway what with the lube involved and I get to kiss, roll over and go to sleep, totally satisfied as it is.
 

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Yes, when swinger partying or clubbing I often know I'm not going to be able to cum again, although I can still keep good and hard. In those circumstances I'll keep going until the lady I'm with has got there, then pretend to cum. I never pull out and with a condom they're not likely to know. Think that's more polite than saying "sorry, I can't cum" and maybe leaving the woman open to thinking it's because of her.
 

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Think that's more polite than saying "sorry, I can't cum" and maybe leaving the woman open to thinking it's because of her.

Exactly. I've seen how hurt a woman looks when she thinks that she's to blame for me not cumming. The pleasure of sex itself and having made her cum is enough to make it a good night in my experience.