False accusations! (not here)

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maybe OFF would make a penis repellent?

cuz Kevlar panties and a face shield is a bit much for a trip to the corner store.

LMAO... You all crack me up!

Oh, thank god you're here, Mr Thick! I don't know what you're laughing about though - you're the one with the flying peen!

Now, do I need kevlar panties or what? I mean, I did believe and clap and everything for you! LickeyMe is gonna spray me with OFF and things are getting weird! Am I safe or what? You'd give me the high sign before penetration, right?
 

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Oh, thank god you're here, Mr Thick! I don't know what you're laughing about though - you're the one with the flying peen!

Now, do I need kevlar panties or what? I mean, I did believe and clap and everything for you! LickeyMe is gonna spray me with OFF and things are getting weird! Am I safe or what? You'd give me the high sign before penetration, right?

I have the flying peen.... Cool! Yeah, I'd give you a signal! :smile: