Family jealousy

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by greenflare, May 3, 2007.

  1. greenflare

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    I have always sort of jelous of my other male family members. Every male that I have had the opportunity to see naked on both sides of the family was well hung, I mean atleast 6 in. soft and atleast 11 in. plus, when hard and massive balls. I dont know if the gene skipped me or im a late bloomer, 19 years old. At about 3.5 in. soft depending and about 6 in. hard i've always been a little jelous of my well endowed family
     
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    I'm gonna say something. It might sound harsh.

    Stop looking at your family members erect. Fact is, you might be misjudging their size. They may be bigger, it doesn't really matter... you are still young. You have 2 more years of potential growth.
     
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    Those family orgies are always a good place for seeing a load of male relatives naked in one location. :rolleyes:
     
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    Ahhh..... those Thanksgiving dinners.....

    "Pass the gravy Gramps. Oh, and.... HOLY SHIT, you have a massive boner!!"

    Everyone's house is like this, right?
     
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    See, when I have my family orgies, it usually sounds more like that. ^
     
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    Not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that, but I can't imagine knowing the flaccid and/or erect sizes of my relatives.

    Or wanting to know.
     
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    I guess when someone asks you for a "big helping of white meat", that marks the beginning of the orgy.
     
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    *Is so glad he doesn't eat meat anymore, as hearing this comment will cause him to burst into a fit of giggles.*
     
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    Why does a normal guy feel inadequate in a family of mutants?
     
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    Sounds lovely to me

    That is your penis size, not the family get togethers with erections!
     
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    lol
     
  12. greenflare

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    It's nothing like what some of the guys above posted. These guys were like my dad and older cousins when i was younger. No orgies or anything like that.
     
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    I'm trying to imagine a situation where you witnessed every male relative both soft and fully erect. You'll have to excuse us for not being able to visualize this one.
     
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    my father as always been jealous of my dick.....he was the one that jacked me off when i was 13......another story.....but i always cum alot and he was jealous of that too....oh well hes 89 now and cant get it up for many years .....while i still jack my uncut and cum.....the last laugh is always on the one that laughs first.
     
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    This thread reminds me of a joke...."This guy walks into a talent agent's office, and says 'I got a great act for you'.......
    (see thread above)
    Then the talent agent says, what do you call yourselves? and the guy replies:
    'The aristocrats!'
     
  16. dimwit

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    Every male in my family is smaller then I am. My dad has always been jelious ever since he found out but still proud. He's kinda a weird guy. anyway my brother stoped talking to me for a long time after he found out I was bigger then him. My cousins are big but still nothing close to me. I have been bigger then most of my fimily since I was about 13.
     
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    Dimwit, your brother stopped talking to you because your cock is bigger?
     
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    Where are your pictures, DIMWIT?
    Why don't you have them available here at LPSG, DIMWIT?
    I just don't get you, DIMWIT.
     
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    I dont have a digital camera. Got a scanner but the photo place wont develope film with nudity in them.
     
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    my dad took me to a physical when i was in 6th grade and watched the doctor do his thing. when the doc told me to drop my pants they were both shocked to see an 11y/o with a 6" soft cock. my bro first saw my cock when i was in 9th grade, he walked in on me jackin it...i dont think he was jealous but more so amazed...i was 10" at that time...and still 10"...
    i saw my bros cock one morning while we were getting ready for school, he wore boxers and his dick was hanging put through the fly...he was probably 4" soft...he told me later when we were both a little older that i got the cock gene b/c he was at best 7"...
     
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