Famous last words?

[DaveyR]

"The supermarket is never busy at this time of day"

 

[BiItalianBro]

"hold my beer and watch this...." common last words in the US South

" do you want fries with that?"

" does this look infected to you?"

" do you think this rag smells like choraform?'

 

[798686]

Do you think this rag smells like choraform?

LOL!

'Does the sign on that Optician's look blurry?'

 

[TomCat84]

" do you think this rag smells like choraform?'

*mexican maid voice* No....Noo

 

[TomCat84]

"It's a slam dunk." -George Tenet

 

[MC1000]

"All things considered, I'd rather be in Philly." W.C. Fields tombstone.

 

[witch]

"fish or cut bait"

 

[DiscoBoy]

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

-Karl Marx (in response to his housekeeper urging him to tell her his last words)

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

"Either me or this wallpaper will have to go."
~Oscar Wilde

 

[witch]

Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God.
-- Massachusetts Tombstone

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

you fell down and hurt ur knee , and then people ask you , "Are you OK?"
or i open the door and come home from school , and my mom looks at my face and says
"Oh honey, are you home?"
in these situations i just wanna scream

The maddest I ever get -- believe it or not -- is when I bite the inside of my cheek while eating and throw my head back in pain and the moron across the table says -- Did you bite yourself?

If I had a gun on me any of those times I would have shot them. Every single time it has happened. Don't know why that pain is so bad and as the pain is cresting they say something that stoopid.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

"I told you I was sick" is on several tombstones around the world.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

As long as we are also doing tomstones, could anything be more incongrous than this inscription on tombstone for a Connecticut youth who died on Long Island or vice versa --

"Thoughtless he wandered far from his native shore and laid his ashes in a hostile land."

(From Searching for Your Ancestors by Gilbert Doane)

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Watch -- 1,000 Ways to Die on Spike TV. Uh-mazing the stupid things people do and wind up killing themselves in freak accidents. Wednesday nights, I believe.

 

[MarkLondon]

"I told you I was sick" is on several tombstones around the world.

Spike Milligan's first, I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zhe1jIcFc&NR=1

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

"Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

-Karl Marx (in response to his housekeeper urging him to tell her his last words)

What a guy!


(that will enrage some Cons.)

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

Spike Milligan's first, I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zhe1jIcFc&NR=1

Sort of (humourless religionists! :frown1
Spike Milligan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Hand_Solo]

"Trust me, this is really clean acid. I just took three tabs and I'm perfectly fine."