Famous Name Game

Conor Clapton (think Tears in Heaven was written about him?)
 
Francis Collins

(head of the Human Genome Project and a favorite target of Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris because of his religious views)
 
(Yikes - I imagine being in Dawkins' crosshairs is not the best feeling...)

Colin Powell
 
(Who were you after?...Cass Elliot...or someone with CP initials? *thinks*..)

Spit Nolan