Famous Small ones

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  1. Imported

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    monteel1: Are there any famous people know to havereally small ones???
     
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    Didn't Jimmy Durante have a dinky doo?

    :D

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    bradleeM: Clark Gable

    Prince Edward VIII the one who gave up the crown to marry Wallis Simpson

    JFK


    that was their reputation any way
     
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    da_blissmachine: Napoleon had a tiny one
     
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    Yes, Napoleon did have a tiny one... very tiny one... in fact, very-very-very tiny one. Only 3 cm flaccid. Yes, 3 cm, not even 2 inches !!! The "sad" truth was found out in 1977.

    BUT !!! I wouldn't though be so sure... one of the greatest tacit scandals in France is "It is truly Napoleon the one buried in the Dome of Invalids or... someone else ?"

    [I wasn't a fan of Napoleon anyway... ::)]
     
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    jjdov26: Rumor has it that Elijah Wood (Frodo Baggins himself) has a hobbit size hanger.

    And havn't most women come to suspect that Brad Pitt is a little on the puny side?
     
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    Actually, Brad's flaccid whanger looks to be average ... in fact, a bit on the higher end of average. Not huge, but not really tiny.
     
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    jjdov26: any word on the Elijah Wood rumor?
     
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    I don't think that Brad's is small. I've seen the pics and he looks average. I guess it's a perfect 6-7 incher.
     
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    [quote author=jjdov26 link=board=meetgreet;num=1041184181;start=0#7 date=01/08/03 at 12:59:34]
    any word on the Elijah Wood rumor?[/quote]

    I've never seen Frodo's todger.
     
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    bradleeM: there is an asian yahoo club site that has a pic of him showering and naked.

    Now I do not believe for a minute that it is Frodo...........but I do know that entertainers can be the most uninhibited people on the planet and they will do any crazy stunt for shock effect. I will try to locate the site and report it here and all of you can visit it for yourselves. The pic is one with a cut cock about 4 inches hard, but thick. Like I said I do not believe it is EW but then, I would not have believed the BP pics or the Chad pics or the Tommy pics without seeing them for myself too.

    I just found it last week. I will report soon when I locate it again.
     
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    jjdov26: Very interesting. I don't know what it is, but Elijah just seems like he would have a little Wood.
     
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    da_blissmachine: how does a guy "seem like" he has a small (or big, or average for that matter) penis? ???
     
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    I retrieved this historical thread for benefit of newer members who are showing an interest in celebrity sizes.
     
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    ORCABOMBER: Brian from the life of Brian! :eek:
     
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    Two self-proclaimed possessors of small penes were George Burns and Buddy Hackett.
     
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