Fanfiction for my Mega-Hung Muse: Big Timmy

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I agree with both parts of that.

Did you have a point with any of this?

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Wait, this is your FIRST post?

Did you join LPSG just to put these inspirational words here?

I'm speechless!
 
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I agree with both parts of that.

Did you have a point with any of this?

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Wait, this is your FIRST post?

Did you join LPSG just to put these inspirational words here?

I'm speechless!
no actually i joined before i saw this
nice try with the ego boost for yourself though
obviously you don't have much of it off the computer
 

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Okay, let's take this away from the angry place, and just be people for a second.

What brought you to the site? What brought you to my story? What caused you so much anger about it that you felt the need to post?

My mind and ears are open.


no actually i joined before i saw this
nice try with the ego boost for yourself though
obviously you don't have much of it off the computer
 
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Okay, let's take this away from the angry place, and just be people for a second.

What brought you to the site? What brought you to my story? What caused you so much anger about it that you felt the need to post?

My mind and ears are open.

i stumbled across both
the reason i posted is because you post a disgusting story like that which does nothing to cause any form of help or advice or basically anything worthwhile except some messy keyboards (which I can't even figure out why) from guys who should be focusing on doing other things with their time besides getting off to something on the computer or if they have a girlfriend or wife they should be focusing on that person.

In addition, you're actually begging for compliments, which anyone with half of the self esteem of an emotionally healthy person wouldn't do
 

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the reason i posted is because you post a disgusting story like that which does nothing to cause any form of help or advice or basically anything worthwhile except some messy keyboards.

Well hon, this is the ficticious story portion of the forum. Everyone's stories here are simply fiction, mostly designed to give people pleasure, ranging from the romantic, to the erotic, to (like mine) the downright pornographic.

If you don't come to this forum for that kind of thing, then I think you'll be much happier steering clear of fiction all together.

(which I can't even figure out why) from guys who should be focusing on doing other things with their time besides getting off to something on the computer or if they have a girlfriend or wife they should be focusing on that person.

I could not agree more! I certainly hope that none of my fans are sexual addicts who turn away from their loved ones to read my stuff. But again, I don't see where my work is different from any other dirty story, or porn site in general on the web. Surely you can't expect me to believe you go to EVERY porn and erotic site on the whole internet and take the time to call people out about it. So again my question is: Why me?

In addition, you're actually begging for compliments, which anyone with half of the self esteem of an emotionally healthy person wouldn't do

Yes, I like to hear that people enjoy what I produce. It is a rush to know that even if the emotions I produce with this kind of work are purely lustful, that my work is capable of producing strong emotions all the same.

And you may not know it, but I've been writing for a VERY long time. Erotic stories are one side-project from the whole of my portfolio. I've been payed for things I've produced, and I work in the publishing industry. What I do here, I do for fun, not because I am under the delusion that it is high literature or great art.

Now to you, all I say is that you should have a look around the site. Find some things you enjoy in addition to the things you hate, and have fun. If you don't enjoy the site, don't type the URL into your web browser. It's easilly avoided.
 

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Oh lord, there's a reason I put it in the fiction section hon!

For one thing, there are HUGE violations of safety hazard laws regarding all the spooge; where are the wet floor signs? Nowhere! won't somebody please think of the children!!!
 

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OK, Simply has some issues little 3 poster that they are.

Veronica? Thanks for the great fiction, thanks for the messy keyboard, and my wife thanks you for the amazing sex she got after I read this and got that horny. She also asks if you could have a new piece ready by Friday as we have a long weekend and the kids are gone.

OH! I almost forgot...

Oh Veronica, your prose doth make Shakespeare seemeth a baseless hack. Your words flow like gentle streams across my monitor and doth maketh my loins swell in delight.

There is your shameless compliment for the part of you that is "begging" for compliments. :biggrin1:

Simply? You simply just don't get it.
 

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Beloved Osiris,

I must address three points of this letter:

1. Did you're wife really thank me? Whimsical to say and all, but if it's true, it would make my day.

2. What does she want the piece to be about?

3. I don't think I'm going to be putting shakespeare out of business anytime soon. His threesome scenes with Hamlet's 14 inch cock have always put mine to shame.
 

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Beloved Osiris,

I must address three points of this letter:

1. Did you're wife really thank me? Whimsical to say and all, but if it's true, it would make my day. She actually did. We read it together on the laptop in the bedroom.

2. What does she want the piece to be about? She didn't say, but I'll ask her when she gets up. She works nights.

3. I don't think I'm going to be putting shakespeare out of business anytime soon. His threesome scenes with Hamlet's 14 inch cock have always put mine to shame. Well hellfire, I was looking forward to you casting me as your hung brotha in a rewrite of Othello. Opposite you of course. The whole choking to death thing I have a different take on. :wink:

Hopefully this addresses your addressing. :biggrin1: