Farewell everyone

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Mark Hard On, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. Mark Hard On

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    I would just like to wish a heartwarming farewell to everyone. I have thoroughly enjoyed my time here on lpsg but now I believe it is time to leave after my conversion to Islam yesterday. I now hope to serve and worship my Lord in the best possible manner I can. I apologise to everyone whom I've upset with my words or actions. I have taken off my pictures and deleted my contacts list. If anyone has a picture of myself I kindly ask that you dispose of it please. I wish you all the very best with everything you do.

    Kind regards,

    Mark
     
  2. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Hmmm. Became a Muslim.
    Well, Mark, that's gotta be the best note for teacher than I've ever read.
    A very good reason to go, I guess.
    You are taking your new engagement seriously.
    Good luck to you.
    (Do you still plan to wax? J/k, Mark, j/k.:tongue:)
     
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    Another one bites the dust. :frown1: I am damn sure keepin' my photos. Throw away, I think NOT.
     
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    I never got around to looking at his gallery. Did I miss anything?
     
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    Is there a rule about Muslims not bein allowed to be on LPSG????

    Why does one of my friends have to leave anyway!!?? :-(
     
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    Follow your heart and may you be a beat away from a wonderful new life.
     
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    And the willful ignorance continues to spread... :rolleyes:
     
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    god, i am soo horny,,,

    wait, am i in the wrong thread,, again?

    damnit

    dcw4
     
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    To the muslim True Believer (and christian evangelical), LPSG and all its members are the Infidel.

    This site is rampant with homosexuality, bi-curiousity, ocassional titty shots, freethinkers, libetines, atheists... a roiling, stewing cauldron of depravity - of sexual and moral turpitude.

    In other words, a fine place to spend a few hours.
     
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    Yeah, well, when I leave LPSG, I'm going to say that I'm joining a convent, a cloistered order making communion wafers and praying for salvation of depraved souls who spend time on the internet instead of in church.

    I never believed him when he said he was calling me for phonesex and something went wrong with his phone. I never believed him when he had me call him for phonesex and his battery was dead. I never believed him when he wanted to jack-off on cam for me to watch and he couldn't get the cam to work. I never believed him ... oh, I have to stop because this could take up several hours, especially if I counted the number of times he said each thing I never believed.
     
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    How strange!!?? Why the heck would someone do that???
    weird.......

     
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    What are you gonna be worshiping? :tongue: You're gonna have to join one with NO internet access.
     
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    did he have anthing packing worth asking about??
     
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    Who can explain men! :biggrin1:

    Why, :eek: I'll be worshipping you!!! The convent is in ... well, where you are! :wink: With you there to worship, who needs internet access. :biggrin1:
     
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    Then we're both gonna have to convert to Islam.
     
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    Sign me up! :wink:
     
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    Good bye Mark...I did not know you, but good luck with everything! Clyde...Vince...get a room!
     
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    You are always the pessimist. :rolleyes: There is heterosexuality here on this site. And thick lipped vagina shots! :eek: (I love those and I am gay.:biggrin1:). There are closed-minded, moral upstanding, followers of Christ on here,...a fresh baked loaf of wholesomeness and spiritual righteousness<==I inserted my fun metaphor in there like you did).:rolleyes:
     
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    Apparently, you believed him on at least three different occasions because you listed three different excuses that he made. You also infer that you believed him many more times since it would "take up several hours, especially if I counted the number of times he said each thing I never believed."

    Sklar
     
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