A guy is driving down a country road when he sees a sign,"Apples - $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive. The farmer says "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one." The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a sweet jelly. The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples too, but they're $10.00 each." The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and a rich, creamy cheese fills his mouth. Then the farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're pussy apples." The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like shit!" The farmer says, "Turn it around."