Farting at climax moment

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  1. Jim12

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    Hello guys, i'm wondering if any of you have ever farted at the point when you cum?

    I did this week and i've got to say, its probably the best climax i've ever had.

    I know its slightly random but wondered if any of you guys had and thought it would be a good one to discuss! :lol:
     
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    No, I would be afraid that it would be more than a fart at that point!
     
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    Lol is about it. Hopefully it wasn't with a brand new person with no sense of humor. Fart happens. Ladies can have it happen from either opening, too. The only recourse is to laugh and hope the other person involved does as well.
     
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    Probably should add that it is NOT cool to fart on their face, or nearby their face.
     
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    Were you getting fucked in the ass?
     
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    Yes, I've done it before on accident and I agree it felt great. Seriously
     
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    So baked beans and sprouts before sex, then?
     
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    cauliflower and broccoli can do the trick too. or maybe it was just a fast sit on the plastic couch.
     
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    I happen to have done it too - it was just like a motor reaction, I had no control over it! It just came with the cum. Fortunately my partner found it all quite amusing.
     
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    Nope have never done it but i'm sure i'd find a nice large rock to hide under afterwards.Or maybe a pickup truck, either or.
     
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    LOL you're not alone. I made a thread about this recently, check it out: http://www.lpsg.org/279407-male-fart-bloopers.html
     
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    No... and it sounds odd to me. However, if I had an orgasm everytime I farted that would be a different case altogether :p
     
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    Funny question. I've never farted at the point of climax but I do fart within minutes of cumming everytime after a bj or sex. My wife gets a kick out of it. I guess it's because ur ultimately relaxed?
     
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    I did that once, and yes it was with a new gal, and very embarrassing but when I cum I tend to not have much of any control of what I do. I will yell, scream, and thrash about in an uncontrollable manner. She gave me a weird look to say the least.
     
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    I get hard every time I let off a really loud one :biggrin1:
     
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    LOL. Probably some pressure on the prostate.
     
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    I used to have a FB who I loved sucking off. One night, just as he came he let out the most rancid fart. It was the most wretched stench and I found myself gagging. The incident must have created a Pavlovian Response because from that point on, I just could not think of sex with him without gagging.
     
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    this thread needs to come back to life!
     
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    When I cum I tend to cum VERY hard and extreme and I typically cannot control my actions (words, flailing limbs, etc) and yes, one time with a new gal on our first fling I farted very loud. I couldn't help it and apologized but she still gave me a weird look like what did I get myself into... however she soon forgot all about... round two was starting.
     
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