Farting during Oral

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Biggin', May 12, 2008.

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    Ever do it by accident? what were the reactions?
     
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    It wasn't me!
     
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    Been watching Mallrats?
     
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    can i interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel?
     
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    :fart: Oops. Excuse me.
     
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    No thanks, I'm good.:biggrin1:
     
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    I am sure it happens as it is a natural function...having said that...
    depending on the partner it could go one of two ways. A humorous reaction depending on the severity of the gas or instant repulsion...

    I wouldn't risk it. Gas X works very well. LOL
     
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    you cant have nude avatars.....
     
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    Reminds me of a story this dude I know told me. Now keep in mind this is a very large individual, close to 400#.

    He was taking a shower with his lady, and she started to give him oral. Well, she made the mistake of pushing into his stomach while she was getting after it. This caused him to fart. Farts from a 400 pund man aren't going to smell like roses. The potentcy of the fart, combined with the heat from the shower, caused her to throw up all over him.

    :rofl:
     
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    The reaction was a 5 minute break. Can't be doing with such a horrible stench. Kinda funny I guess but it doesnt do well to the initimacy lol

    x x
     
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    Didn't rip one during oral, i did it while he was brushing his teeth prior to sex. Lifted up the covers...blamed it on the cat.
     
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    Sounds like a total mood killer lol. Luckily, I'm like the least gassy guy ever so I've never had that problem. My friends say I don't have the capacity to fart :p
     
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    this hasn't ever happen to me but i've always been afraid that it will.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    So long as you're not smoking a cigarette while you're down there.
     
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    My wife has farted while I'm going down on her.I started laughing uncontrolably she got red faced and slapped me on the shoulder for laughing.We did continue after I got control,but hey it was funny!
     
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    Meat Holes 7 has a scene with John Dough getting his hairy role rimmed and he farts.
     
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    I actually like the smell of farts. It would probably turn me on. :redface:
     
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    I think it would be funny if its unintentional.
    These things happen and its always best to laugh about them.
    Just don't make them a habit.
     
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